LDS housewife writes book; Zoidberg pukes

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 5:15 pm

Gadianton wrote:I need to get a copy of this for my wife...

Make sure she recognizes your all powerful pimp hand too Gad.

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 8:09 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-emQAsGMeQ

I videotaped barrelomonkeys reaction (at :32 seconds or so)......we're thinking of taking the show on the road.

Oh yeah I disagree with the Stepford type gals. Of course I'm not one of the Alpha Males that has to demean women. I'm more of a Delta Man or something. I don't know.....but I'm not a fan of shrinking violets.

Post by **_CaliforniaKid** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 10:48 pm

Bond...James Bond wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-emQAsGMeQ

I videotaped barrelomonkeys reaction (at :32 seconds or so)......we're thinking of taking the show on the road.

Yuck!

I'll never understand why horror flicks have any appeal at all.

This one? This is a spoof one.

No. The one I saw was much better-done, although I suppose it may have been a spoof as well. It looked real, and it had the perfect 50's narrator-voice.

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:43 pm

Bond...James Bond wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-emQAsGMeQ

I videotaped barrelomonkeys reaction (at :32 seconds or so)......we're thinking of taking the show on the road.

Oh yeah I disagree with the Stepford type gals. Of course I'm not one of the Alpha Males that has to demean women. I'm more of a Delta Man or something. I don't know.....but I'm not a fan of shrinking violets.

I love it Bond! Perfect! ;P

You are definitely not an Alpha male. That's why I like you. :)

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:17 pm

barrelomonkeys wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-emQAsGMeQ

I videotaped barrelomonkeys reaction (at :32 seconds or so)......we're thinking of taking the show on the road.

Oh yeah I disagree with the Stepford type gals. Of course I'm not one of the Alpha Males that has to demean women. I'm more of a Delta Man or something. I don't know.....but I'm not a fan of shrinking violets.

I love it Bond! Perfect! ;P

You are definitely not an Alpha male. That's why I like you. :)

*arm pump*

Score a point for the non-meat heads!

Post by **_Zoidberg** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:35 pm

Bond...James Bond wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-emQAsGMeQ

I videotaped barrelomonkeys reaction (at :32 seconds or so)......we're thinking of taking the show on the road.

I'll be joining you guys.

Bond...James Bond wrote:Oh yeah I disagree with the Stepford type gals. Of course I'm not one of the Alpha Males that has to demean women. I'm more of a Delta Man or something. I don't know.....but I'm not a fan of shrinking violets.

Delta males are cool. But they have no GA potential. I bet that still keeps you up at night :)

Post by **_harmony** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:31 pm

Zoidberg wrote:Delta males are cool. But they have no GA potential. I bet that still keeps you up at night :)

Most of the GAs are not alpha males. They are where they are because of who they are not what they are.

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:37 pm

Zoidberg wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:Oh yeah I disagree with the Stepford type gals. Of course I'm not one of the Alpha Males that has to demean women. I'm more of a Delta Man or something. I don't know.....but I'm not a fan of shrinking violets.
Delta males are cool. But they have no GA potential. I bet that still keeps you up at night :)

I'm already up at night. Insomnia. But now I have something to ponder...the dichotomy between manliness and sensitivity in the Delta Male. Me and Ren will hash it out, do some market research, and get back to you gals.

Post by **_Ren** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:54 pm

Bond...James Bond wrote:Me and Ren will hash it out, do some market research, and get back to you gals.

Sorry man, I've decided. I'm becoming an alpha male.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
http://www.lulu.com/content/131216

From the description of this amazing book wrote:You see, once you have these secrets all the 'work' of meeting women will be done for you... automatically! You can just 'flip on' your magnetic powers of attraction... so to speak... and instantly bring sex, romance and more roaring into your life!

But don't worry, I'll still help you out with your little inspection of these dweebish 'Delta Males' you speak of. (When I'm not too busy having lots of sex).

...although - as the alpha male - I'll be calling the shots.
...and no backchat! Cos I can piss further than you pal...

P.S. The stuff in the OP is horrible to read - and all the more because a women chose to write it.
(I'd better say that, and get it on record, before I become an alpha male - and no longer care about a women's equality, or self-identity...)

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:10 pm

RenegadeOfPhunk wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:Me and Ren will hash it out, do some market research, and get back to you gals.

Sorry man, I've decided. I'm becoming an alpha male.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
http://www.lulu.com/content/131216

When I read that link:

Dubbed "The lazy man's way to easy success with 20 or more women a month," How to Become an Alpha Male is the no-risk, never-fail blueprint on how to 'magnetically' attract an endless flow of beautiful women to you... without ever having to play their games or deal with rejection.

Sold as an ebook at AlphaMaleSystem.com, John Alexander's guide is now available, for the first time ever, as a hardcopy book.

You see, once you have these secrets all the 'work' of meeting women will be done for you... automatically! You can just 'flip on' your magnetic powers of attraction... so to speak... and instantly bring sex, romance and more roaring into your life!

Why does the Alpha Male Method work so well? Because it's based on the same hush-hush psychological tactics advertisers have used for centuries to get filthy rich. They work for anyone, anywhere and at any time (no matter how desperate your situation is right now).

I pictured Ren morphing into this:

Tom Cruise Respects The Cock

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Oi3zUoFcA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n2IVF9a ... ed&search=