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Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:27 pm**

Delphic prophecy
My patriarchal blessing
Could mean anything

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:28 pm**

Sit down, young person
Describe how you touch yourself
I am your bishop

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2012 5:56 pm**

Elder Dallin Oaks
Disingenuous patter
Lying for the Lord

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2012 6:11 pm**

Darth J wrote:Sit down, young person
Describe how you touch yourself
I am your bishop

OK...this one is Haiku gold! :lol:

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:51 pm**

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:09 pm**

Quasimodo wrote:Did Joseph Smith lie?
It's the only true question.
The answer tells all.

+20

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:30 pm**

Kuhn therefore Nephi
If things were all different
The Church would be true

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:34 pm**

Darth J wrote:Kuhn therefore Nephi
If things were all different
The Church would be true

This.

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:36 pm**

Digging treasure, hard
Making up stories, easy
Look I get more wives!

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:43 pm**

Darth J wrote:Kuhn therefore Nephi
If things were all different
The Church would be true

yes the church is true
if believed the way I do
I alone get it

MDB Haiku