LDS housewife writes book; Zoidberg pukes

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_barrelomonkeys
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Oh I like this clip:

How to Fake Like You Are Nice and Caring:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9YCn5vD ... ed&search=
_Ren
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Post by _Ren »

barrelomonkeys wrote:Tom Cruise Respects The Cock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Oi3zUoFcA

Wadda guy.

...by the way - is Tom acting there...? :)
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RenegadeOfPhunk wrote:
barrelomonkeys wrote:Tom Cruise Respects The Cock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Oi3zUoFcA

Wadda guy.

...by the way - is Tom acting there...?


I hope he's acting.

Yanno he's a grand poobah in the whole scientology thing so who knows? ;P
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Post by _barrelomonkeys »

I'm pretty sure all the men in my life have read this book:

The Professional Bachelor Dating Guide - How to Exploit Her Inner Psycho

http://www.amazon.com/Professional-Bach ... 099&sr=8-3
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This is available in paperback!

How To Get Over That Bitch And Grow Balls They Can't Resist: The Masculine Way To Love, Leave, And Attract Women

http://www.amazon.com/Over-That-Bitch-B ... 099&sr=8-8
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Post by _Zoidberg »

Or we can all just read Maddox's Alphabet of Manliness. Whenever I read his stuff, I want to castrate him and have to remind myself that he's a satirical writer. The sad thing is that a lot of people take him seriously, though.
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Where I am hanging out, more women are becoming more violent and more abusive to their children. Somthing is wrong out there. As DR. Phil would say: Is it working? And the answer is no, it is not. Perhaps women need to take a different look at life and maybe this woman is on to something. At least she is trying to do something. And women are signing up and seem to be happy in doing so.

And so what should I complain about this woman? Whatever turns women on is fine by me.
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A couple of weeks ago, a rather elderly woman taught my wife's Relief Society class from "Fascinating Womanhood." Our octogenarian neighbor piped up and said that she had years ago been tasked with the Relief Society General President to review this book and send a report to the First Presidency. "We thought it was nauseating," this good sister said.
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why me wrote:Where I am hanging out, more women are becoming more violent and more abusive to their children. Somthing is wrong out there. As DR. Phil would say: Is it working? And the answer is no, it is not. Perhaps women need to take a different look at life and maybe this woman is on to something. At least she is trying to do something. And women are signing up and seem to be happy in doing so.

And so what should I complain about this woman? Whatever turns women on is fine by me.


Are you being serious? Especially that reference to Dr. Phil, with all his infinite credentials? Andelin is in the same category as he is.

If some women are happy avoiding self-actualization their whole lives, it's fine by me. But to make it sound like that's the only way you can get a man to love you is messed up beyond belief.
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why me wrote:Where I am hanging out, more women are becoming more violent and more abusive to their children. Somthing is wrong out there. As DR. Phil would say: Is it working? And the answer is no, it is not. Perhaps women need to take a different look at life and maybe this woman is on to something. At least she is trying to do something. And women are signing up and seem to be happy in doing so.

And so what should I complain about this woman? Whatever turns women on is fine by me.


I'm not sure you got the point of the book why me. The point was not what turns a woman on. It was that the woman needed to change in order to please (turn on??!) a man.

You should complain about this woman because she is suggesting that men (you're one, right?) only like females that play games, act as if they are children, have no intellect of their own, and have no point in life other than pleasing a man through subtle (not so subtle) manipulation.
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