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Post by **_moksha** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:16 pm

Dear Sister Mary Lisa ,OIH*, if you have the time, a Joseph and Sigmund Freud therapy session could be a hoot.

*the Order of Internet Humor

_Yoda · Post by **_Yoda** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:33 pm

moksha wrote:Dear Sister Mary Lisa ,OIH*, if you have the time, a Joseph and Sigmund Freud therapy session could be a hoot.

*the Order of Internet Humor

LOL! It most certainly would!

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:44 pm

Somewhere in heaven......

Freud: Tell me about this dream of yours Joseph.

Smith: It wasn't a dream. It really happened. I was out in the woods and suddenly God and Jesus showed up....

Freud: That's very interesting. But that's not what you said the last time. Last time you said...

Smith: Are you sure? You were sniffing some of that powdered sugar during our session Doctor.

Freud: As I recall so were you.

Smith: Point taken.

Etc etc

Freud: Now about your polygamy Joseph. You must realize that you don't have a mandate from God to boink the butterchurn girl.

Smith: Are you sure? Whenever I talk with the girls they seem to fall over with their legs in the air. Isn't that a message from God?

Freud: No that's a message that they're loose. Stay away from loose women Joseph. They're fun at first but you'll regret it when the warts start.

Smith: I know Dr. It's just so hard. Being a Prophet of God is such a great gig.

Freud: You're not a Prophet of God Joseph. That's just a fantasy that has sprung out of your Oedipus Complex. Your lust for sex and depravity has warped your mind. You must realize there aren't any Golden Plates.

Smith: But I found the Plates. I translated them with the seer stones. And all these people are following me and the Book of Mormon. It has to be true. It has to be.

Freud: What if I told you that modern science has proven you wrong Joseph in just about every way.

Smith: Are you sure? I had a burning in my bosom and the Holy Ghost witnessed to me.

Freud: Trust me son. I've seen the Holy Ghost. And he doesn't appear as a burning in the bosom. He appears as a dripping in the back of your throat. Would you like some more powdered sugar?

Smith: Yes please.

Both: shhhhhhhhh! Ahh!

_Yoda · Post by **_Yoda** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:36 pm

Bond...James Bond wrote:Somewhere in heaven......

Freud: Tell me about this dream of yours Joseph.

Smith: It wasn't a dream. It really happened. I was out in the woods and suddenly God and Jesus showed up....

Freud: That's very interesting. But that's not what you said the last time. Last time you said...

Smith: Are you sure? You were sniffing some of that powdered sugar during our session Doctor.

Freud: As I recall so were you.

Smith: Point taken.

Etc etc

Freud: Now about your polygamy Joseph. You must realize that you don't have a mandate from God to boink the butterchurn girl.

Smith: Are you sure? Whenever I talk with the girls they seem to fall over with their legs in the air. Isn't that a message from God?

Freud: No that's a message that they're loose. Stay away from loose women Joseph. They're fun at first but you'll regret it when the warts start.

Smith: I know Dr. It's just so hard. Being a Prophet of God is such a great gig.

Freud: You're not a Prophet of God Joseph. That's just a fantasy that has sprung out of your Oedipus Complex. Your lust for sex and depravity has warped your mind. You must realize there aren't any Golden Plates.

Smith: But I found the Plates. I translated them with the seer stones. And all these people are following me and the Book of Mormon. It has to be true. It has to be.

Freud: What if I told you that modern science has proven you wrong Joseph in just about every way.

Smith: Are you sure Dr. I had a burning in my bosom and the Holy Ghost witnessed to me.

Freud: Trust me son. I've seen the Holy Ghost. And he doesn't appear as a burning in the bosom. He appears as a dripping in the back of your throat. Would you like some more powdered sugar?

Smith: Yes please.

Both: shhhhhhhhh! Ahh!

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:40 pm

liz3564 wrote:ROTFLMAO!!!!

Really? I thought it was crap myself. Maybe my flu is getting to me again and I'm imagining stuff.

The only thing I thought was moderately funny was: "You must realize that you don't have a mandate from God to boink the butterchurn girl."

Bond..."one month of the flu is enough" James Bond

_Yoda · Post by **_Yoda** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:51 pm

Bond...James Bond wrote:
liz3564 wrote:ROTFLMAO!!!!

Really? I thought it was crap myself. Maybe my flu is getting to me again and I'm imagining stuff.

The only thing I thought was moderately funny was: "You must realize that you don't have a mandate from God to boink the butterchurn girl."

Bond..."one month of the flu is enough" James Bond

Admittedly, you did capture the funniest part...but it was all very clever. ;)

Who knows? I'm still under the influence of the flu as well. Maybe we're delirious together. ;)

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:55 pm

liz3564 wrote:
Admittedly, you did capture the funniest part...but it was all very clever. ;)

Who knows? I'm still under the influence of the flu as well. Maybe we're delirious together. ;)

I think that's code for (sarcastically) "there, there now, go back to your blocks. There's a good boy" While patting me on the head.

Computer virus?

_Yoda · Post by **_Yoda** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:57 pm

Bond...James Bond wrote:Computer virus?

Unfortunately, no. We all had a stomach virus over the weekend. :(

_Yoda · Post by **_Yoda** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:58 pm

Bond...James Bond wrote:I think that's code for (sarcastically) "there, there now, go back to your blocks. There's a good boy" While patting me on the head.

I would never patronize you. You're too cute! :)

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:00 pm

liz3564 wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:I think that's code for (sarcastically) "there, there now, go back to your blocks. There's a good boy" While patting me on the head.

I would never patronize you. You're too cute! :)

Now you're patronizing. :)

Good thing I look like this: