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_Dr. Shades
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Polygamy Porter wrote:Daaayyyyaaammm!!

Hey Shades!! Who is da missionary MAN?!!

Who is meeting their quota!

Porter uh huh, Poly G. Porter!


True indeed! THANK YOU for what you've done!

Remember the worth of posters is great in the sight of Mods

And if it so be that you should labor all your days(and nights) in crying registration unto this people, and bring, save it be one poster unto me, how great shall be your joy with him in the kingdom of Dr. Shades!

And now, if your joy will be great with one poster that you have brought unto me into the kingdom of Dr. Shades, how great will be your joy if you should bring many souls unto Shady Acres!!
(Dr. Shades & Keene 18:10)
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Cool scripture! I like it.

Julie wrote:CAUTION, CAUTION Will Robinson, your board is now being invaded by aleins from planet tribtalk.


And I wouldn't have it any other way. The more, the merrier.
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Re: Made it

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Bond...James Bond wrote:
Julie wrote:Wecome Nate and glad to see one from the LDS side of the fence, I was starting to worry that folks here were afraid I was trying to stacks the cards against them. :0
I hope we see Igyu, Mechman and others as well. Still, I won't mind if BB and Shell stay where they are!


How many did you invite? We old timers are wading through newbies here. :)

Edit: Did a 21 year old just refer to himself as an old timer? It must be bedtime.


PP posted the link for all to see and I know I sent a pm to at least 15+ individuals. 6 or 7 have registered or at least viewed MD thus far. All good people of course. I just finished reading the thread about some of your individual backgrounds, jobs , education etc... and will post there soon, what a great way to get to learn a little more about the people you spend some free time with. Thanks for sharing.
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Re: Made it

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Julie wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:
Julie wrote:Wecome Nate and glad to see one from the LDS side of the fence, I was starting to worry that folks here were afraid I was trying to stacks the cards against them. :0
I hope we see Igyu, Mechman and others as well. Still, I won't mind if BB and Shell stay where they are!


How many did you invite? We old timers are wading through newbies here. :)

Edit: Did a 21 year old just refer to himself as an old timer? It must be bedtime.


PP posted the link for all to see and I know I sent a pm to at least 15+ individuals. 6 or 7 have registered or at least viewed MD thus far. All good people of course. I just finished reading the thread about some of your individual backgrounds, jobs , education etc... and will post there soon, what a great way to get to learn a little more about the people you spend some free time with. Thanks for sharing.


I hope you PM'ed "BB" and "Shell." Based on your descriptions, I think that I would enjoy posting with them very much. ; )
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Re: Made it

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Mister Scratch wrote:
I hope you PM'ed "BB" and "Shell." Based on your descriptions, I think that I would enjoy posting with them very much. ; )


What does Coggins do in his off hours? I'm betting on shooting BB guns and hunting for sea Shells. :)
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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Julie wrote:
Polygamy Porter wrote:Daaayyyyaaammm!!

Hey Shades!! Who is da missionary MAN?!!

Who is meeting their quota!

Porter uh huh, Poly G. Porter!

Remember the worth of posters is great in the sight of Mods

And if it so be that you should labor all your days(and nights) in crying registration unto this people, and bring, save it be one poster unto me, how great shall be your joy with him in the kingdom of Dr. Shades!

And now, if your joy will be great with one poster that you have brought unto me into the kingdom of Dr. Shades, how great will be your joy if you should bring many souls unto Shady Acres!!
(Dr. Shades & Keene 18:10)


He fails to mention he had a bit-o-help! :P What does that make me anyway, a missionarionette?
OK OK :)

Missionaries for the cult are know as "Elders" for the boys, and "Sisters" for the ladies.

So then, you are the Sister Missionary and I, am the Mission President!! Now go knock on some more doors and report back!
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Polygamy Porter wrote:OK OK :)

Missionaries for the cult are know as "Elders" for the boys, and "Sisters" for the ladies.

So then, you are the Sister Missionary and I, am the Mission President!! Now go knock on some more doors and report back!


That is soooooo sexist! Ok, I'll do that, but you get to invite Shell and Pesky can invite Dingleberry! I hope Pesk misses this one :0
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Re: Made it

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Bond...James Bond wrote:
Mister Scratch wrote:
I hope you PM'ed "BB" and "Shell." Based on your descriptions, I think that I would enjoy posting with them very much. ; )


What does Coggins do in his off hours? I'm betting on shooting BB guns and hunting for sea Shells. :)
BB is blueberry(a.k.a. Stanberry) and Shell is a man who posts as a donwtrodden women.. atleast that's what the trib board members said..

by the way, Here is the final thread on the "Bridging the Religious Divide"forum on www.tribtalk.com

We had a sh!tload of thread over there, many of mine which were oozing truth salami chock full of gristly meat.

Checkout the Google cache to see a page of em that no longer exist.

Then they deleted em all for fear of a lawsuit..
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Julie wrote:That is soooooo sexist!
Sister, THAT is the gospel of Jesus Christ. Now get those shoes off!
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Polygamy Porter wrote:Sister, THAT is the gospel of Jesus Christ. Now get those shoes off!


Barefoots cool, but baby making machine I is where I draw the line! The polygamy might be ok if it were just 2 wives and the other were fat & ugly, worked 24/7 paid all living expeces and sent my husband and I on romantic vacations several times a year while saving for a nice retirement! Yeah, now that might just work for me ;)
"If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or you can inocculate". ~ Dr. Carl Sagan

"He didn't want to believe, he wanted to know". ~ Ann Druyan
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

Polygamy,

You certainly gave those boys a whipping.

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