What the MADmods Don't Know

Post by **_Mister Scratch** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:46 pm

Bond...James Bond wrote:Apparently even Juliann thought one of my thingamabobs was funny...so I guess I'm going to have to do more. Sorry Scratch, you're going in the next one ad nauseum.

Well then, get cracking, my friend! : )

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:48 pm

Mister Scratch wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:Apparently even Juliann thought one of my thingamabobs was funny...so I guess I'm going to have to do more. Sorry Scratch, you're going in the next one ad nauseum.

Well then, get cracking, my friend! : )

Any people you'd like to see meet up with you in this roundtable, Scratch?

(I'm thinking Shades has to make an appearance just so the Chapel/Internet Mormon thing can show up, and I'll never get tired of beastie in the MesoAmerican debate area, but who else?)

Edit: Oh and the one type of fuel I really need (besides gas that doesn't cost 3 bucks) is dossiers Scratch. We need new blog entries (Preferably about 20, but 2 world be satisfy most of our appetites). Do that and I'll channel the spirit of DaddyMO...complete with his famous (your rhetoric is sickening) line.

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:10 pm

moksha wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:Here's the new one, as asked for by California Kid. It's quite long so I posted it to the blog. Last one for a while.

Newest Impersonation

Bond that was pure genius from your link above. Had I seen it at MAD, I would have assumed it to be an actual thread, although I thought they had put Dunamis out to pasture.

She/He's back...and if she, he, or they are reading this they need to change their avatar title from "unfit, unfair, and retired" to "unfit, unfair, and unretired" or "unfit and unfair, but back in action".

Post by **_Mister Scratch** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 11:19 pm

Bond...James Bond wrote:
Mister Scratch wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:Apparently even Juliann thought one of my thingamabobs was funny...so I guess I'm going to have to do more. Sorry Scratch, you're going in the next one ad nauseum.

Well then, get cracking, my friend! : )

Any people you'd like to see meet up with you in this roundtable, Scratch?

(I'm thinking Shades has to make an appearance just so the Chapel/Internet Mormon thing can show up, and I'll never get tired of beastie in the MesoAmerican debate area, but who else?)

Edit: Oh and the one type of fuel I really need (besides gas that doesn't cost 3 bucks) is dossiers Scratch. We need new blog entries (Preferably about 20, but 2 world be satisfy most of our appetites). Do that and I'll channel the spirit of DaddyMO...complete with his famous (your rhetoric is sickening) line.

Okay, Bond---I have fulfilled my end of the bargain. Better get crackin'!

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 11:20 pm

Edit: Oh and the one type of fuel I really need (besides gas that doesn't cost 3 bucks) is dossiers Scratch. We need new blog entries (Preferably about 20, but 2 world be satisfy most of our appetites). Do that and I'll channel the spirit of DaddyMO...complete with his famous (your rhetoric is sickening) line.

Ah, I see Scratch has already gotten some new posts out on the blog. I guess I better get that thingamabob out in the next few days. Does this count as quid pro quo blogging?

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:04 am

Mister Scratch wrote:Okay, Bond---I have fulfilled my end of the bargain. Better get crackin'!

Alright:

DaddyMO: In my opinion, CHIPS is the best TV show of the 20th century. Eric Estrada played Layla on my heartstrings every week, and the dialogue... right on the edge between breathtaking and heartstopping. Just a fantastic thrill ride on a Police cruiser with a sidecar of plot containing more twists and turns than a question mark. Absolutely fantastic.

Scratch: Daddy, your rhetoric on this subject is sickening.

Dunamis: I agree. DaddyMO, suspended. Watch it Scratch, since I've been brought in by Dr. Shades to help moderate mormondiscussions you're going to have to curtail you're habits.

Dr. Shades: Wait a minute...how the heck did you get here Dunamis?

Dunamis: It doesn't matter my Shady friend, you've just been banned, and take old Scratch down to perdition with you.

Liz3564: What the heck? Dunamis get out of here, you're banned! Get back in here Shades and Scratch!

Dunamis: NO! I've been thwarted!

Dr. Shades: How the heck did she get in here?

Scratch: I don't know, but I'm glad liz broke the modus oparendi concerning bannings to save our bacon Shades.

Shades: Me too. Thank goodness liz...

Liz: I'm not Liz.

Scratch: You're not?

Liz: No....I'm Zelthor, Head Enforcer of Harpy Brigade Policy. I've been sent by Queen Juliann to ban everyone. Dunamis was just a pawn so that we could raise your spirits, allowing for an even sweeter second wave of destructive bannings! Goodbye Banites.

Scratch and Shades: NO!!!!

Liz: MWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

***BOND: PSYCHE!!! DID YOU REALLY THINK I'D LET DUNAMIS BAN SHADES AND SCRATCH? DID YOU REALLY THINK LIZ WAS ZELTHOR, ENFORCER OF THE HARPY BRIGADE? THAT WAS JUST THE MERRY MELODY BEFORE THE REAL SHOW....WHICH WILL BE OUT SOON***

Post by **_moksha** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:33 am

Bond...James Bond wrote:
moksha wrote: I thought they had put Dunamis out to pasture.

She/He's back...and if she, he, or they are reading this they need to change their avatar title from "unfit, unfair, and retired" to "unfit, unfair, and unretired" or "unfit and unfair, but back in action".

What about, unfit, unfair and unpasteurized?

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:02 am

I would like to say this new one stars DCP and Scratch, and it leads to the mythical cage match we've all been waiting for (really, although why their's a steel cage on this deserted island of mine is anybodies guess). So Scratch, can we expect dossiers soon on:

Cold Steel?
Her Amun?
Tarski?
Dan Vogel?
Sethbag?

EDIT: The DCP vs Scratch steel cage match has been spun off as it's own "Shocking News"...and it'll be out soon enough. I couldn't do it justice without sacrificing stuff from the sockpuppetry thread. All I can say is that the commentatary will be provided by Shades and Pahoran.

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:08 am

moksha wrote:What about, unfit, unfair and unpasteurized?

That's a good one....I also like "resurrected, reanimated, and rigid righter or wrongs" (or if you prefer "resurrected, reanimated, and rigid writer of wrongs")

Post by **_Gazelam** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:43 am

What do I have to do to get in more of these? Up my rhetoric or presentation? : )