“Peter Pan” is Unmasked as Mike Parker

[Philo Sofee]

I’m starting a new blog called “Mike Parker’s Tiny Peter Pan”

It’s just a lighthearted play on his name and shouldn’t be misinterpreted as an attack on Mike.

You can help establish its authenticity by calling it Peter Pan Pan's Peter, which gives an authentic chiasmus very similar to ancient Hebrew chiasmus which will bolster Peter Pan's credibility.

[Philo Sofee]

In anticipation of Bill’s podcast tomorrow I took a look at Mike “Peter Pan” Parker’s hate blog, Neville Neville-Land today. Lo and behold he and Stephen “Captain Hook” Smoot are back to savaging Jonathan Neville. So, apparently Russell M. Nelson’s plea to members to bury their muskets or whatever had a lasting impact on the Mopologists for, what, two weeks?

In typical weasel-faced nitpicking, “Peter Pan” Parker nitpicks every little thing about Neville’s recent post on his own blog, and lionizes everything the Mopes do while also conveniently reaching out to “Captain Hook” Smoot for his own comments about Neville.

Mike Parker has made it abundantly clear he’s not interested in apologizing for his various duplicities, his hate blog, making amends to a fellow Latter-day Saint, and leading a better life iaw Russell M. Nelson’s counsel. He’s only interested in contention.

- Doc

Appeasing Daniel C. Peterson is vastly more important to the Mopes than following their own "Christ-centered" prophet. After all, Peterson's assurance is their salvation not that dude from way back when saying who knows what recorded who cares where.

[Marcus]

I’m starting a new blog called “Mike Parker’s Tiny Peter Pan”

It’s just a lighthearted play on his name and shouldn’t be misinterpreted as an attack on Mike.

You can help establish its authenticity by calling it Peter Pan Pan's Peter, which gives an authentic chiasmus very similar to ancient Hebrew chiasmus which will bolster Peter Pan's credibility.

Or, hear me out... Peter PanS Pan's Peter. just a thought.

[Philo Sofee]

You can help establish its authenticity by calling it Peter Pan Pan's Peter, which gives an authentic chiasmus very similar to ancient Hebrew chiasmus which will bolster Peter Pan's credibility.

Or, hear me out... Peter PanS Pan's Peter. just a thought.

[Marcus]

Or, hear me out... Peter PanS Pan's Peter. just a thought.

And, by parker's own rules, no ad hom.

Everytime peter pans pan's peter, it has to be relevant. Irrelevant panning? Banned for irrelevance.

(I, accordingly, may be straying away from chiasmus; and chiasmus from wayward straying may be banned. According to I.)

[Philo Sofee]

And, by parker's own rules, no ad hom.

Everytime peter pans pan's peter, it has to be relevant. Irrelevant panning? Banned for irrelevance.

(I, accordingly, may be straying away from chiasmus; and chiasmus from wayward straying may be banned. According to I.)

Clever you are; are you clever... !I like this; this I like!

[Marcus]

And, by parker's own rules, no ad hom.

Everytime peter pans pan's peter, it has to be relevant. Irrelevant panning? Banned for irrelevance.

(I, accordingly, may be straying away from chiasmus; and chiasmus from wayward straying may be banned. According to I.)

Clever you are; are you clever... !I like this; this I like!

Thank you for laughing at my dumb jokes. There is, literally, not one person in my immediate physical circles who knows what it was like to grow up fully immersed in our crazy Mormon cultish ways, and I bite my tongue a lot in real life, knowing they won't get my jokes and even comments, and so I feel very, very lonely, at times. My background indoctrination is still so fully present in virtually every aspect of my life even as I use every resource possible to overcome it, which, apropos of another thread, is how I know the Mormon church is a cult.

I sincerely appreciate coming here and having friends like you who get me, and who are willing to laugh along. Thank you, my friend, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[Philo Sofee]

Clever you are; are you clever... !I like this; this I like!

Thank you for laughing at my dumb jokes. There is, literally, not one person in my immediate physical circles who knows what it was like to grow up fully immersed in our crazy Mormon cultish ways, and I bite my tongue a lot in real life, knowing they won't get my jokes and even comments, and so I feel very, very lonely, at times. My background indoctrination is still so fully present in virtually every aspect of my life even as I use every resource possible to overcome it, which, apropos of another thread, is how I know the Mormon church is a cult.

I sincerely appreciate coming here and having friends like you who get me, and who are willing to laugh along. Thank you, my friend, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Welcome, welcome, welcome!!!

[Moksha]

Where is the link to the Mormon Discussions podcast on Peter Pan???

Found it. Live today at 4 PM:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhu3TSjDHj0

[Doctor CamNC4Me]

Where is the link to the Mormon Discussions podcast on Peter Pan???

Found it. Live today at 4 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhu3TSjDHj0

I can’t wait for these guys to take that door donkey to the woodshed.

- Doc