A truly classic MA&D thread, with a zinger from cinepro

Post by **_beastie** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:44 pm

Well, there are burkas, and then there are burkas.

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:46 pm

beastie wrote:
And what of men who grow stiffies from a stiff breeze who already are free of masturbation bans and have seen tons of naked women???? What of those poor bastards???

Enjoy it. You'll be fifty before you know it.

You are so perceptive. ;)

Post by **_Black Moclips** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:54 pm

No lie, this really happened. We were at a church event, some party or social, and this really attractive ward member(female) was sitting close by us and she bent over to pick something up and what did we see? A bright purple thong. Which let me just say, I'm a big fan of the thong. However, this one was on the outside of her garments! We wanted to laugh and cry at the same time. It was a train wreck.

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:07 pm

Black Moclips wrote:No lie, this really happened. We were at a church event, some party or social, and this really attractive ward member(female) was sitting close by us and she bent over to pick something up and what did we see? A bright purple thong. Which let me just say, I'm a big fan of the thong. However, this one was on the outside of her garments! We wanted to laugh and cry at the same time. It was a train wreck.

Way to draw us in and then kick us in the groin.....laugh and cry indeed! ;)

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:09 pm

Bond...James Bond wrote:
beastie wrote:
Well what I mean is if you saw naked women all the time you probably all wouldn't be such horn dogs when you see a little flesh.

Amen. Add to that the masturbation ban, and you have young men who grow stiffies if the breeze "blows" too hard. (snicker)

Oh well, perhaps God will soon speak in a small quiet voice to his prophet and tell him to roll out the burkas.

And what of men who grow stiffies from a stiff breeze who already are free of masturbation bans and have seen tons of naked women???? What of those poor bastards???

Those men need to find a woman. :)

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:10 pm

I'm trying to imagine a thong on the outside of garments. What's the point?

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:11 pm

barrelomonkeys wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:And what of men who grow stiffies from a stiff breeze who already are free of masturbation bans and have seen tons of naked women???? What of those poor bastards???

Those men need to find a woman. :)

Now that hurts.....I feel for those unlucky men at this moment. ;o)

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:11 pm

Bond...James Bond wrote:
barrelomonkeys wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:And what of men who grow stiffies from a stiff breeze who already are free of masturbation bans and have seen tons of naked women???? What of those poor bastards???

Those men need to find a woman. :)

Now that hurts.....I feel for those unlucky men at this moment. ;o)

Oh me too.

;P

Post by **_SatanWasSetUp** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:38 pm

Black Moclips wrote:No lie, this really happened. We were at a church event, some party or social, and this really attractive ward member(female) was sitting close by us and she bent over to pick something up and what did we see? A bright purple thong. Which let me just say, I'm a big fan of the thong. However, this one was on the outside of her garments! We wanted to laugh and cry at the same time. It was a train wreck.

What. The. HELL???

Post by **_beastie** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:44 pm

No lie, this really happened. We were at a church event, some party or social, and this really attractive ward member(female) was sitting close by us and she bent over to pick something up and what did we see? A bright purple thong. Which let me just say, I'm a big fan of the thong. However, this one was on the outside of her garments! We wanted to laugh and cry at the same time. It was a train wreck.

Ah, someone needed to take her aside and say:

Ye cannot serve God and Victoria's Secret!