Calling on LDS to repent of bigotry

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_cksalmon
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beastie wrote:
Um...okay. Beastie's kinda hot.

Wait, do I have to be a self-loathing theist to say that?

Help Wade!?

CKS

PS. If she's likes Lego men, I'm in like Flynn.


LOL!

No, you just have to be willing to risk the ire of beastie's boyfriend/fiance/onetruelove, who eats theists for lunch. ;)


*WHISTLES* *SOMERSAULT TUCK-AND-ROLL* *HIDES BEHIND STACK OF CRATES* *WHISTLES*

"I ain't scared of nobody who ain't scary! Wait, is he scary?"

*SOMERSAULT TUCK-AND-ROLL* *PUSHES BOND OUT OF THE WAY* *WHISTLES* *RUNS*
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Bond...James Bond wrote:
beastie wrote:
No, you just have to be willing to risk the ire of beastie's boyfriend/fiance/onetruelove, who eats theists for lunch. ;)


I'll risk it. *WHISTLE* beastie's a hottie!!!

*Bond runs.....*

Yeah, gotta agree with this sentiment.
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Oh, all us atheist girls are hotties. Satan does that on purpose to tempt the good theist boys.


Actually, I hate to break it to you guys, but I'm probably old enough to be your collective mother. Hair dye does a great job covering pesky grays.

Now if I really wanted to drive you crazy, I'd post a picture of my daughter. She is flat out gorgeous. But then you'd have to deal with the real beastly beastie as well as my boyfriend, who is pretty much her stepdad, and her two older brothers who have sworn to beat the you-know-what out of anyone who looks at her twice.
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Are you old enough (I mean realistically, not biologically) to be the mom of a 38-year old? If so, I gotta say wow, you wear it well.

I used to think about my age in terms of where a child would be if I'd screwed up as a Junior or Senior in high school and gotten a girl knocked up. I think this year my child would just be graduating from Law School and about to start a clerkship with the Supreme Court. :-)
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Sethbag wrote:Are you old enough (I mean realistically, not biologically) to be the mom of a 38-year old? If so, I gotta say wow, you wear it well.

I used to think about my age in terms of where a child would be if I'd screwed up as a Junior or Senior in high school and gotten a girl knocked up. I think this year my child would just be graduating from Law School and about to start a clerkship with the Supreme Court. :-)

Whoah, dude, you're old. I have a much better chance with Son of Beastie, I mean...Daughter of Beastie, than you do.

CKS
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cksalmon wrote:
Sethbag wrote:Are you old enough (I mean realistically, not biologically) to be the mom of a 38-year old? If so, I gotta say wow, you wear it well.

I used to think about my age in terms of where a child would be if I'd screwed up as a Junior or Senior in high school and gotten a girl knocked up. I think this year my child would just be graduating from Law School and about to start a clerkship with the Supreme Court. :-)

Whoah, dude, you're old. I have a much better chance with Son of Beastie, I mean...Daughter of Beastie, than you do.

CKS


This 42 year old asks you to kindly shut up. :-)
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beastie wrote:Actually, I hate to break it to you guys, but I'm probably old enough to be your collective mother.


It doesn't matter. You had my attention at "I was learning to belly dance."
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cksalmon wrote:
Sethbag wrote:Are you old enough (I mean realistically, not biologically) to be the mom of a 38-year old? If so, I gotta say wow, you wear it well.

I used to think about my age in terms of where a child would be if I'd screwed up as a Junior or Senior in high school and gotten a girl knocked up. I think this year my child would just be graduating from Law School and about to start a clerkship with the Supreme Court. :-)

Whoah, dude, you're old. I have a much better chance with Son of Beastie, I mean...Daughter of Beastie, than you do.

CKS


I'm betting I can win the "you're old...I have a much better chance" contest. I've probably got years more on my biological clock than most of you old guys :)
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Oh, you all are a bunch of babies. I'm hanging on to 49 by the skin of my teeth. You know, the age at which men, instead of saying "beastie's a hottie", start saying "beastie's a hottie for an OLD LADY". Life ain't fair.

It doesn't matter. You had my attention at "I was learning to belly dance."


Heh. Yeah, my boyfriend found that entertaining, as well. I was doing it for the exercise, I tell ya, the exercise!
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beastie wrote:Oh, you all are a bunch of babies. I'm hanging on to 49 by the skin of my teeth. You know, the age at which men, instead of saying "beastie's a hottie", start saying "beastie's a hottie for an OLD LADY". Life ain't fair.

It doesn't matter. You had my attention at "I was learning to belly dance."


Heh. Yeah, my boyfriend found that entertaining, as well. I was doing it for the exercise, I tell ya, the exercise!


49? That's just getting started. :-)
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