beastie wrote: No, you just have to be willing to risk the ire of beastie's boyfriend/fiance/onetruelove, who eats theists for lunch. ;)
I'll risk it. *WHISTLE* beastie's a hottie!!!
*Bond runs.....*
Yeah, gotta agree with this sentiment.
Mormonism ceased being a compelling topic for me when I finally came to terms with its transformation from a personality cult into a combination of a real estate company, a SuperPac, and Westboro Baptist Church. - Kishkumen
Oh, all us atheist girls are hotties. Satan does that on purpose to tempt the good theist boys.
Actually, I hate to break it to you guys, but I'm probably old enough to be your collective mother. Hair dye does a great job covering pesky grays.
Now if I really wanted to drive you crazy, I'd post a picture of my daughter. She is flat out gorgeous. But then you'd have to deal with the real beastly beastie as well as my boyfriend, who is pretty much her stepdad, and her two older brothers who have sworn to beat the you-know-what out of anyone who looks at her twice.
We hate to seem like we don’t trust every nut with a story, but there’s evidence we can point to, and dance while shouting taunting phrases.
Are you old enough (I mean realistically, not biologically) to be the mom of a 38-year old? If so, I gotta say wow, you wear it well.
I used to think about my age in terms of where a child would be if I'd screwed up as a Junior or Senior in high school and gotten a girl knocked up. I think this year my child would just be graduating from Law School and about to start a clerkship with the Supreme Court. :-)
Mormonism ceased being a compelling topic for me when I finally came to terms with its transformation from a personality cult into a combination of a real estate company, a SuperPac, and Westboro Baptist Church. - Kishkumen
Sethbag wrote:Are you old enough (I mean realistically, not biologically) to be the mom of a 38-year old? If so, I gotta say wow, you wear it well.
I used to think about my age in terms of where a child would be if I'd screwed up as a Junior or Senior in high school and gotten a girl knocked up. I think this year my child would just be graduating from Law School and about to start a clerkship with the Supreme Court. :-)
Whoah, dude, you're old. I have a much better chance with Son of Beastie, I mean...Daughter of Beastie, than you do.
Sethbag wrote:Are you old enough (I mean realistically, not biologically) to be the mom of a 38-year old? If so, I gotta say wow, you wear it well.
I used to think about my age in terms of where a child would be if I'd screwed up as a Junior or Senior in high school and gotten a girl knocked up. I think this year my child would just be graduating from Law School and about to start a clerkship with the Supreme Court. :-)
Whoah, dude, you're old. I have a much better chance with Son of Beastie, I mean...Daughter of Beastie, than you do.
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
Sethbag wrote:Are you old enough (I mean realistically, not biologically) to be the mom of a 38-year old? If so, I gotta say wow, you wear it well.
I used to think about my age in terms of where a child would be if I'd screwed up as a Junior or Senior in high school and gotten a girl knocked up. I think this year my child would just be graduating from Law School and about to start a clerkship with the Supreme Court. :-)
Whoah, dude, you're old. I have a much better chance with Son of Beastie, I mean...Daughter of Beastie, than you do.
CKS
I'm betting I can win the "you're old...I have a much better chance" contest. I've probably got years more on my biological clock than most of you old guys :)
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
Oh, you all are a bunch of babies. I'm hanging on to 49 by the skin of my teeth. You know, the age at which men, instead of saying "beastie's a hottie", start saying "beastie's a hottie for an OLD LADY". Life ain't fair.
It doesn't matter. You had my attention at "I was learning to belly dance."
Heh. Yeah, my boyfriend found that entertaining, as well. I was doing it for the exercise, I tell ya, the exercise!
We hate to seem like we don’t trust every nut with a story, but there’s evidence we can point to, and dance while shouting taunting phrases.
beastie wrote:Oh, you all are a bunch of babies. I'm hanging on to 49 by the skin of my teeth. You know, the age at which men, instead of saying "beastie's a hottie", start saying "beastie's a hottie for an OLD LADY". Life ain't fair.
It doesn't matter. You had my attention at "I was learning to belly dance."
Heh. Yeah, my boyfriend found that entertaining, as well. I was doing it for the exercise, I tell ya, the exercise!