What the MADmods Don't Know

Post by **_Runtu** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:05 pm

Excellent, but you missed part of it:

Not Quite Me: Wouldn't we all be better off without all this fighting? Can't we try to be civil to each other:

Shades: Ohhh, and Sput knocks Not Quite Me out with a blow to the back of the head with a metal chair.

Pahoran: That'll teach the snivelling little apostate.

Dunamis: That's it, NQM! Your pious little nanny act may work somewhere else, but not here. You're banned!

Pahoran: Yes, go back to the cesspool where you were spawned, scumbag!

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:15 pm

Runtu wrote:Excellent, but you missed part of it:

Something like:

Shades:Sitting ringside tonight I see a couple of message board alums, it's Runtu and Sput. Wait a minute what is Sput doing?

Pahoran: Oh my god! He hit runtu with the Golden Plates.

Shades: I didn't see any Golden Plates.

Pahoran: That's because you're not looking with your spirit eyes you vile apostate. If you had the Spirit you wouldn't be doing a half-assed job of announcing this fight.

Shades: Half-assed? I've been carrying you since we covered the Rollo Tomasi/Peterson grudge match of 2003.

Post by **_moksha** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:18 am

Bond it would be good if you could work Runtu, Pokatator, GIMR and Rollo Tomasi into a dialogue. More Misery too - once freed of any chemical restraints, she could really let her light shine.

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:49 am

moksha wrote:Bond it would be good if you could work Runtu, Pokatator, GIMR and Rollo Tomasi into a dialogue. More Misery too - once freed of any chemical restraints, she could really let her light shine.

The problem with some posters (specifically in the current dialogue case of Abulafia and some others) is that they don't have enough go-to character flaws and posting style or posting content flaws to be exaggerated upon (Not flaws as in bad...just flaws as in characteristic ways of writing that stick out). Since the DCP/Scratch fight was such a big hit I've been working on the rematch for a bit to see where it goes. All I can say is that Runtu will be joining Shades and Pahoran in the booth for commentary.

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:58 pm

Here's moskha's desired Internet/Chapel Mormon dialogues.

Post by **_Runtu** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:42 pm

Bond...James Bond wrote:The problem with some posters (specifically in the current dialogue case of Abulafia and some others) is that they don't have enough go-to character flaws and posting style or posting content flaws to be exaggerated upon (Not flaws as in bad...just flaws as in characteristic ways of writing that stick out). Since the DCP/Scratch fight was such a big hit I've been working on the rematch for a bit to see where it goes. All I can say is that Runtu will be joining Shades and Pahoran in the booth for commentary.

I can't wait to hear what I have to say. LOL

Post by **_Dr. Shades** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:15 pm

Bond...James Bond wrote:
Dr. Shades wrote:That was great, Mr. Bond! Yeah, it's not every day that I get to announce a death match. Reading your play-by-play makes them all the more worth it.

Thanks. The question has to be asked though: What's it like working with Pahoran?

At first I thought that maybe our polar opposite approaches would synergize, but all he would do is scream "bigotry" at anyone he disliked. As you probably noticed from the match transcript, it was hard as Hell to keep him focused on the actual match.

But according to my contract, I have to co-announce with anyone the network producers tell me to work with, Pahoran or otherwise. So I have no choice but to make do with whomever they send me.

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:06 pm

Dr. Shades wrote:At first I thought that maybe our polar opposite approaches would synergize, but all he would do is scream "bigotry" at anyone he disliked. As you probably noticed from the match transcript, it was hard as Hell to keep him focused on the actual match.

Yes I noticed...I think he was something of a "homer" with his "Saint Daniel Peterson" comment.

But according to my contract, I have to co-announce with anyone the network producers tell me to work with, Pahoran or otherwise. So I have no choice but to make do with whomever they send me.

(Until you get a better offer right?) :)

NOTE FoR ALL OF THOSE WAITING ON THE Scratch/Peterson REMATCH: It'll be out in a few days. I figured out what the heck to do with it so that it would be somewhat fresh (these parody things get hard to do after a while....and my brain is closer to raisin than grape at this point)

Post by **_beastie** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:20 am

Now that's funny stuff. Kudos!

Post by **_Fortigurn** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:32 am

Bond...James Bond wrote:Here's moskha's desired Internet/Chapel Mormon dialogues.

Outstanding!