Porter's Skepticism

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:08 am

Merc,

what is the DSM?

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:08 am

Mercury wrote:You know what makes me angry? Walmart.

and trailers
"Its not a home until you take the wheels off!"

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:09 am

Polygamy Porter wrote:and trailers
"Its not a home until you take the wheels off!"

Tornadoes hate trailers too. Every time one touches down, what does it do? It makes a beeline for the nearest trailer court! Chews em up and craps em out like bad mexican food.

Post by **_Mercury** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:09 am

Polygamy Porter wrote:Hey Merc,

Perhaps Jersey Girl had a close call with Mormonism?

maybe she almost joined?

I'd be embarrassed if I were an adult that joined the Mormons...

Could quite be a possible outlet for self doubt. Id have alot of that were I to get involved with Mormonism, the moonies, etc and then find out its a fraud. This could also quite possibly explain the conflicted approaches taken.

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:11 am

Mercury wrote:Could quite be a possible outlet for self doubt. Id have alot of that were I to get involved with Mormonism, the moonies, etc and then find out its a fraud. This could also quite possibly explain the conflicted approaches taken.

That is a great observation. Given her constant posting about how EV is better than LDS, it almost seems obvious...

Post by **_Mercury** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:12 am

Polygamy Porter wrote:Tornadoes hate trailer too. Every time one touches down, what does it do? It makes a beeline for the nearest trailer court!

Well, Out here in Tornado country I think that alot of the mouth breathers congregate to the formica and tin structures known as "manufactured homes". Gawd how I would hate to hear a tornado siren combined with a warning in the area.

Poor downwardly mobile populace. Maybe its all the white bread they eat.

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:12 am

When she was on ZLMB, she was always posting about EV stuff...

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:14 am

Mercury wrote:Well, Out here in Tornado country I think that alot of the mouth breathers congregate to the formica and tin structures known as "manufactured homes". Gawd how I would hate to hear a tornado siren combined with a warning in the area.

Poor downwardly mobile populace. Maybe its all the white bread they eat.

They should make the trailers with quick mount wheels, like the Nascar vehicles.

Then when a tornado is near they just pop those som'bitchin tires on there, hook up the hitch, plug in the tail lamps and off they go!

Then again the tornado would just get more angry and hunt them down.

Imagine a circle of trailers at the walmart parking lot.. That would make the tornado's day I bet. Trailers and a Walmart in one spin...

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:18 am

Where did Jersey Girl go?

Its not 5 am EST yet, so ya'd think she'd still be hammering out the posts...

Post by **_Mercury** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:22 am

Polygamy Porter wrote:They should make the trailers with quick mount wheels, like the Nascar vehicles.

Then when a tornado is near they just pop those som'bitchin tires on there, hook up the hitch, plug in the tail lamps and off they go!

Then again the tornado would just get more angry and hunt them down.

Imagine a circle of trailers at the walmart parking lot.. That would make the tornado's day I bet. Trailers and a Walmart in one spin...

haha!

Well, I think making a downwardly mobile population actually mobile is dangerous. We'd have to start culling the herd so they would not park close to my martini bar. Imagine the mulleted packs of unwashed traveling in giant caravans, like a very disorganized Irish mafia.