Dark, filthy, loathsome
Lamanites, how they've fallen
Skin is lightning?
MDB Haiku
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_Bob Loblaw
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"It doesn't seem fair, does it Norm--that I should have so much knowledge when there are people in the world that have to go to bed stupid every night." -- Clifford C. Clavin, USPS
"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
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_Kishkumen
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Gordon does not know
that we believe what we teach
about man and God
that we believe what we teach
about man and God
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
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_Kishkumen
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Let's baptize dead Jews
And make them good Mormons
We're all Israelites
And make them good Mormons
We're all Israelites
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
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_Kishkumen
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What of those Nephites?
You remember there were three
who used to fix cars
You remember there were three
who used to fix cars
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_Kishkumen
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The Lost Tribes wandered
Some Mormon claimed they're dolphins
'Cause dolphins are smart
Some Mormon claimed they're dolphins
'Cause dolphins are smart
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_Kishkumen
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Quakers on the moon
'Cause Joseph said they lived there
Ancient, six feet tall!
'Cause Joseph said they lived there
Ancient, six feet tall!
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_Kishkumen
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A yellow dog wags
One more year without Mormons
in Old Missouri
One more year without Mormons
in Old Missouri
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_hans castorp
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The covenant of Abraham:
Joseph builds the Kingdom
one cuckold at a time.
Joseph builds the Kingdom
one cuckold at a time.
Blog: The Use of Talking
"Found him to be the village explainer. Very useful if you happen to be a village; if not, not." --Gertrude Stein
"Found him to be the village explainer. Very useful if you happen to be a village; if not, not." --Gertrude Stein
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_Ceeboo
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Kishkumen wrote:Let's baptize dead Jews
And make them good Mormons
We're all Israelites
Ha!
Great thread!
Awesome Wit on display!
Peace,
Ceeboo
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_angsty
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OMFG
Just checkin' in this morning
Still can't stop laughing
Seriously, thanks guys. I'm going to have to avoid keeping up with this thread. My boss is probably wondering what's going on in my office.
Just checkin' in this morning
Still can't stop laughing
Seriously, thanks guys. I'm going to have to avoid keeping up with this thread. My boss is probably wondering what's going on in my office.