I Chuckle Every Time Exmormon Prophet RFM, Bill Reel and The Backyard Professor Beg For My Money!

[Philo Sofee]

Shades let you wage war against this board for an unknown reason. It doesn't mean we have to like it. I think he does it because Mormons are a very censorious people and he wants to provide a counterpoint, but there comes a time to say enough.

Mikey likes to write up fantasy versions of how impactful he thinks he is. They are getting more and more absurd, but, like you said, Shades allows it for some reason. The only one who seems to be okay with it is the other troller.

Let us hope he grows a brain pretty quick and finally begin asking for donations!

[Atlanticmike]

Shades let you wage war against this board for an unknown reason. It doesn't mean we have to like it. I think he does it because Mormons are a very censorious people and he wants to provide a counterpoint, but there comes a time to say enough.

Mikey likes to write up fantasy versions of how impactful he thinks he is. They are getting more and more absurd, but, like you said, Shades allows it for some reason. The only one who seems to be okay with it is the other troller.

AtlanticMike enters the Discuss Mormonism chapel, sits in the front row of pews and while the progressive prophets speak from the podium, he flips them the , laughing and smiling the entire time! When he gets up and walks out, all the men in the chapel turn their heads, wishing one day they could have the courage to confront bullies in the same Alpha manner as AtlanticMike! All except for canpakes, he’s just turning his head to check out AtlanticMikes beautiful derrière, who can blame him! The Backwards Professor follows AtlanticMike into the hallway, the hallway that smells like old baby diapers, begging AtlanticMike to teach him how to stand with his head held high and live life to it’s fullest. The Backwards Professor’s best friend, the red faced lawyer with the gift of gab is slowly getting on the Professors nerves. The Backwards Professor is growing tired of listening to the lawyer tell him how in his youth the lawyer could've been a professional ballerina . AtlanticMike tells the Professor he’s out of luck, nothing can bring the professor back to the light. He’s now a permanent member of the dark side and he should return to the chapel of progressivism so he can worship at the feet of his God, John Dehlin. Before the Professor leaves,he gives AtlanticMike a link so AtlanticMike can donate to Bill Steal’s church, Mormon Discussions inc. The Backwards Professor walks away with his shoulders drooping , his head even lower, wishing one day a real man like AtlanticMike will befriend him and show him the way to true happiness. With a fried chicken wing in hand, the Backwards Professor opens the door to the chapel of progressivism wishing he could join AtlanticMike instead! AtlanticMike walks down the hallway, flatulating the entire time, leaving his wonderful scent for all the progressives cult members when they exit the progressive chapel!

[Marcus]

Mikey likes to write up fantasy versions of how impactful he thinks he is. They are getting more and more absurd, but, like you said, Shades allows it for some reason. The only one who seems to be okay with it is the other troller.

Let us hope he grows a brain pretty quick and finally begin asking for donations!

I read that at first as asking for donations so he would STOP posting here. Wishful thinking, I suppose.

[Doctor CamNC4Me]

Mikey likes to write up fantasy versions of how impactful he thinks he is. They are getting more and more absurd, but, like you said, Shades allows it for some reason. The only one who seems to be okay with it is the other troller.

Let us hope he grows a brain

He topped out at 21 weeks, brother.

- Doc

[Philo Sofee]

Mikey likes to write up fantasy versions of how impactful he thinks he is. They are getting more and more absurd, but, like you said, Shades allows it for some reason. The only one who seems to be okay with it is the other troller.

AtlanticMike enters the Discuss Mormonism chapel, sits in the front row of pews and while the progressive prophets speak from the podium, he flips them the , laughing and smiling the entire time! When he gets up and walks out, all the men in the chapel turn their heads, wishing one day they could have the courage to confront bullies in the same Alpha manner as AtlanticMike! All except for canpakes, he’s just turning his head to check out AtlanticMikes beautiful derrière, who can blame him! The Backwards Professor follows AtlanticMike into the hallway, the hallway that smells like old baby diapers, begging AtlanticMike to teach him how to stand with his head held high and live life to it’s fullest. The Backwards Professor’s best friend, the red faced lawyer with the gift of gab is slowly getting on the Professors nerves. The Backwards Professor is growing tired of listening to the lawyer tell him how in his youth the lawyer could've been a professional ballerina . AtlanticMike tells the Professor he’s out of luck, nothing can bring the professor back to the light. He’s now a permanent member of the dark side and he should return to the chapel of progressivism so he can worship at the feet of his God, John Dehlin. Before the Professor leaves,he gives AtlanticMike a link so AtlanticMike can donate to Bill Steal’s church, Mormon Discussions inc. The Backwards Professor walks away with his shoulders drooping , his head even lower, wishing one day a real man like AtlanticMike will befriend him and show him the way to true happiness. With a fried chicken wing in hand, the Backwards Professor opens the door to the chapel of progressivism wishing he could join AtlanticMike instead! AtlanticMike walks down the hallway, flatulating the entire time, leaving his wonderful scent for all the progressives cult members when they exit the progressive chapel!

Hey! Niiiiiiice! With a little more practice you can match fiction story writing with Joseph Smith, keep at it man!

[Dr. Shades]

AtlanticMike enters the Discuss Mormonism chapel, sits in the front row of pews and while the progressive prophets speak from the podium, he flips them the , laughing and smiling the entire time! AtlanticMike walks down the hallway, flatulating the entire time, leaving his wonderful scent for all the progressives cult members when they exit the progressive chapel!

Herein lies the problem. You joined the board with the intent to burn it to the ground with everyone inside. By contrast, the proper way to enter the board is to lurk more, get a feel for how things work, then seek to both fit in and contribute. You don't have to agree with what's written; you can easily explain your reasons for disagreeing while simultaneously fitting in. Your disagreements can indeed be contributions.

Build up; don't tear down.

[Philo Sofee]

AtlanticMike enters the Discuss Mormonism chapel, sits in the front row of pews and while the progressive prophets speak from the podium, he flips them the , laughing and smiling the entire time! AtlanticMike walks down the hallway, flatulating the entire time, leaving his wonderful scent for all the progressives cult members when they exit the progressive chapel!

Herein lies the problem. You joined the board with the intent to burn it to the ground with everyone inside. By contrast, the proper way to enter the board is to lurk more, get a feel for how things work, then seek to both fit in and contribute. You don't have to agree with what's written; you can easily explain your reasons for disagreeing while simultaneously fitting in. Your disagreements can indeed be contributions.

Build up; don't tear down.

He can't burn the board down, we have been paying tithing so we have fire insurance....

[Binger]

AtlanticMike enters the Discuss Mormonism chapel, sits in the front row of pews and while the progressive prophets speak from the podium, he flips them the , laughing and smiling the entire time! AtlanticMike walks down the hallway, flatulating the entire time, leaving his wonderful scent for all the progressives cult members when they exit the progressive chapel!

Herein lies the problem. You joined the board with the intent to burn it to the ground with everyone inside. By contrast, the proper way to enter the board is to lurk more, get a feel for how things work, then seek to both fit in and contribute. You don't have to agree with what's written; you can easily explain your reasons for disagreeing while simultaneously fitting in. Your disagreements can indeed be contributions.

Build up; don't tear down.

Can you please explain this without a metaphor?

[Atlanticmike]

AtlanticMike enters the Discuss Mormonism chapel, sits in the front row of pews and while the progressive prophets speak from the podium, he flips them the , laughing and smiling the entire time! AtlanticMike walks down the hallway, flatulating the entire time, leaving his wonderful scent for all the progressives cult members when they exit the progressive chapel!

Herein lies the problem. You joined the board with the intent to burn it to the ground with everyone inside. By contrast, the proper way to enter the board is to lurk more, get a feel for how things work, then seek to both fit in and contribute. You don't have to agree with what's written; you can easily explain your reasons for disagreeing while simultaneously fitting in. Your disagreements can indeed be contributions.

Build up; don't tear down.

Of course you believe that! You have a board that’s called discuss Mormonism and the only thing that happens on here is tearing Mormonism down. Daniel C Peterson is a bad person, Brad Wilcox is a bad person, Russell M Nelson is a bad person, and so on and so on! For xxck sake, Shades! You’ve given your board over to the progressives. The people on here hate Mormons!! Absolutely hate Mormons! Within my first 10 post you accused me of not understanding my own religion. Do you not realize if anyone who isn’t anti Mormon reads this board they probably think most the people on here hate Mormons? Every conservative who has ever tried interacting with other posters on here are always shouted down and called all kinds of names and in the end if they try to make a point they’ll eventually be compared to Trump or called a racist. Don’t be mad at me because I’ve figured out who I’m dealing with on this board. You let Doc Cam crap all over this board before I got here. I find that funny.

It’s your board, get rid of me if you want! That way you guys can start rebuilding the ECHO CHAMBER in Spirit Paradise. You can go back to crapping on anything that has to do with Mormonism with no one to push back.

Okay, it’s your turn to respond and tell me that I’m wrong and actually everyone here loves Mormons and that’s why they come here to crap on them!

Question. Why don’t you write post anymore that are longer then a couple of sentences? Is it because you grew tired of the progressives crapping on everything you wrote?

[Marcus]

AtlanticMike enters the Discuss Mormonism chapel, sits in the front row of pews and while the progressive prophets speak from the podium, he flips them the , laughing and smiling the entire time! AtlanticMike walks down the hallway, flatulating the entire time, leaving his wonderful scent for all the progressives cult members when they exit the progressive chapel!

Herein lies the problem. You joined the board with the intent to burn it to the ground with everyone inside. By contrast, the proper way to enter the board is to lurk more, get a feel for how things work, then seek to both fit in and contribute. You don't have to agree with what's written; you can easily explain your reasons for disagreeing while simultaneously fitting in. Your disagreements can indeed be contributions.

Build up; don't tear down.

This is confusing. We've gone back and forth on this a million times, and every time it is emphasized that your rules specify that Atlanticmike and binger have a clear and unfettered right to try to "burn the board to the ground with everyone inside." Not only that, but no one is allowed to "disinvite" them, or limit their free speech, barring a few minor rules that they regularly maneuver around*.

*(it's meaningless to have rules when the punishment for breaking them is "no, no, don't do that," followed by movement of the offense. Seriously, after about the 50th time they break a rule, shouldn't there be a bonus or something? )

So, NOW you offer advice to them about fitting in? Why? Did an experiment go awry or something?