A truly classic MA&D thread, with a zinger from cinepro

[_Yoda]

I don't undress ladies with my eyes....I just naturally see them naked. I have to dress them up just to have a conversation.

You guys are killing me!

The signature section isn't long enough!

LOL

[_SatanWasSetUp]

And yet somehow creepy guys despite failing again and again are convinced that the, 'I undress you in my mind all the time' approach works.....kinda sad.

Yeah, here's a clue... while it's ok to undress a woman in your mind (I mean, that's inevitable anyway), it's probably a good idea not to let her know you're doing it.

Sure, now you tell us.

[_The Nehor]

I don't undress ladies with my eyes....I just naturally see them naked. I have to dress them up just to have a conversation.

Teach me your power.

[_Pokatator]

I don't undress ladies with my eyes....I just naturally see them naked. I have to dress them up just to have a conversation.

Teach me your power.

No power needed just practice.

I got my x-ray glasses that I ordered from the back of a Spiderman Marvel Comic Book back in 1964. You use them long enough and then you can do it without the glasses just like Bond. The glasses are only a prop kind of like a rock in a hat.

[_Calculus Crusader]

I just saw the greatest opening post in a thread at MA&D called "Bikinis, what can I say."

A poster known as "Lamanite" shares his concern:

I just moved into a townhome that has a community swimming pool. I went the other day, and in walked one of the most attractive twenty somethings in my area wearing a bright green string bikini. She also happens to be in my ward. She then walked over to say hi. I'm at that point having a hard time remembering what she is saying, and trying to keep eye contact. She's says bye and I'm trying to look at my book and not watch her walk away (which I failed to do).

Now, I fought internally any recall of the event until now and refused to ruminate on any image that may want to resurface. It is a struggle to maintain chaste within my own mind within the course of a normal day, without some girl prancing around me 98% naked.

My question is does these young women bear any responsibility? Also, will this primal reaction ever go away for us men.(I'm assuming I'm not the only one).

Good questions, indeed! (or not.) Sure enough, in jumps cinepro with his characteristic rapier wit:

It's almost as if an immodest woman can become pornography to the men who see them.

As far as the urges going away, you might contact Evergreen. They are experts in helping men to overcome their urges, not matter how primal.

Knock off the snarky comments, Cinepro. If you don't have something substantive and sincere to contribute, then stay out of this thread. =Mods.

LOL!!

I rarely visit MA&D anymore (no need), but every so often there's a gem like the above that makes that occasional visit well worth it.

So, what do y'all think? How would you answer Lamanite's final two questions? And did cinepro's so-called "snarky" comments consist of anything other than what the church itself teaches?

Uh, I need to see some pics before I can give an informed response.