LDS kicking the dead horse that Warren Jeffs rode in on

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_Polygamy Porter
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LDS kicking the dead horse that Warren Jeffs rode in on

Post by _Polygamy Porter »

Oh booo hooo!

Stop calling Jeffs a Mormon! Stop call us a Mormon! Jeffs is not a Mormon and neither are we!

Time for the COB to drag this out AGAIN and run it up the 18 inch flag pole: Use of the Word Mormon in News Reports

Hey COB, NOBODY IS LISTENING, k?

You are a Mormon, so is Jeffs.

The EVs are christian just like the SDAs. Why? base doctrines.


FLDS and LDS are Mormon. Why? base doctines, and both started by the same wife stealing, perverted prophetic pedophile, old humpin Joe.

Man I love that Jeffs dude! He is the self twisting knife in the back of LDS. Go Warren GO!!

Some quotes from their whining:
• Warren Jeffs has never been a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, whose members are often referred to as “Mormons.”
True, BUT he is a member of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints a.k.a., Fundamentalist Mormon. Cry me a river COB spin docs, in the mind of Joe and Jane Public, there is an eternal marriage of these two words: Mormon and POLYGAMY.

• Polygamy was officially discontinued in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in 1890. Any Church member adopting the practice today is excommunicated. Those groups which continue the practice in Utah and elsewhere have no association whatever with The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, and most of their practitioners have never been among our members.
1890? Reeaaahhhillly? F'CKING LIARS. How about the SECOND MANIFESTO?

• The Church has long been concerned about the continued illegal practice of polygamy, and in particular about reports of child and wife abuse emanating from polygamous communities today.
Paaalllleeeeeaaasssee. You have not.

John Krakauer has done more for the women and children victims of Joseph Smith Jr than the entire f'cking multi billion dollar corporation of the president. Why not ditch the 2 billion dollar plans for the Mormon cathedral of consumption, and spend it moping up the residue left over from Joseph and his band of bastards?

• Even in countries where civil or religious law allows polygamy, the Church teaches that marriage must be monogamous and does not accept into its membership those practicing plural marriage.
And why is that? Hypocrites.
You "suspended" it only under US government pressure. Obeying the laws of the land, so to speak. I guess a "revelation" will be forthcoming when you need to push into those areas of the world for growth?

Thank you for your time and attention in what we consider a very serious matter for our faith. We hope that both reporters and headline writers will be sensitive to this information.
LIARS! F'ckin LIARS! It is affecting your bottom line, that is it. Admit it!
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Post by _Southern Redneck »

I'm not sure if it was here, or another board where I read it.

You have to be a Mormon, to be LDS
You don't have to be LDS, to be a Mormon.


If the church honestly believes it is the restored church, then why are they not sending out press releases demanding that all other churches NOT be called Christian? After all, they're not really Christians.
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Re: LDS kicking the dead horse that Warren Jeffs rode in on

Post by _desert_vulture »

Polygamy Porter wrote:Oh booo hooo!

Stop calling Jeffs a Mormon! Stop call us a Mormon! Jeffs is not a Mormon and neither are we!

Time for the COB to drag this out AGAIN and run it up the 18 inch flag pole: Use of the Word Mormon in News Reports

Hey COB, NOBODY IS LISTENING, k?

You are a Mormon, so is Jeffs.

The EVs are christian just like the SDAs. Why? base doctrines.


FLDS and LDS are Mormon. Why? base doctines, and both started by the same wife stealing, perverted prophetic pedophile, old humpin Joe.

Man I love that Jeffs dude! He is the self twisting knife in the back of LDS. Go Warren GO!!

Some quotes from their whining:
• Warren Jeffs has never been a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, whose members are often referred to as “Mormons.”
True, BUT he is a member of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints a.k.a., Fundamentalist Mormon. Cry me a river COB spin docs, in the mind of Joe and Jane Public, there is an eternal marriage of these two words: Mormon and POLYGAMY.

• Polygamy was officially discontinued in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in 1890. Any Church member adopting the practice today is excommunicated. Those groups which continue the practice in Utah and elsewhere have no association whatever with The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, and most of their practitioners have never been among our members.
1890? Reeaaahhhillly? F'CKING LIARS. How about the SECOND MANIFESTO?

• The Church has long been concerned about the continued illegal practice of polygamy, and in particular about reports of child and wife abuse emanating from polygamous communities today.
Paaalllleeeeeaaasssee. You have not.

John Krakauer has done more for the women and children victims of Joseph Smith Jr than the entire f'cking multi billion dollar corporation of the president. Why not ditch the 2 billion dollar plans for the Mormon cathedral of consumption, and spend it moping up the residue left over from Joseph and his band of bastards?

• Even in countries where civil or religious law allows polygamy, the Church teaches that marriage must be monogamous and does not accept into its membership those practicing plural marriage.
And why is that? Hypocrites.
You "suspended" it only under US government pressure. Obeying the laws of the land, so to speak. I guess a "revelation" will be forthcoming when you need to push into those areas of the world for growth?

Thank you for your time and attention in what we consider a very serious matter for our faith. We hope that both reporters and headline writers will be sensitive to this information.
LIARS! F'ckin LIARS! It is affecting your bottom line, that is it. Admit it!

I really wish the General Authorities were more conversant with the Mormon doctrine contained within the Journal of Discourses. All of Brigham Young and John Taylor's quotes attacking the "evils of monogamy" seem quite ridiculous nowadays. But in those days a monogamist like me was one evil dude. Can you say "contradiction"??
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Post by _OUT OF MY MISERY »

I am an evil woman as well so join the crowd....for some reason I have no desire to compete for my husband's love and time...WOW
When I wake up I will be hungry....but this feels so good right now aaahhhhhh........
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Post by _Pahoran »

This thread is a perfect example of what a sty this place is.

The only lies anywhere in view are found in the profane outbursts by the master of trash-talk.

Regards,
Pahoran
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Post by _Runtu »

Pahoran wrote:This thread is a perfect example of what a sty this place is.

The only lies anywhere in view are found in the profane outbursts by the master of trash-talk.

Regards,
Pahoran


Hmmm. I guess I prefer profane outbursts to petulant scolds that add nothing to the discussion.
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Post by _Polygamy Porter »

Pahoran wrote:This thread is a perfect example of what a sty this place is.

The only lies anywhere in view are found in the profane outbursts by the master of trash-talk.

Regards,
Pahoran
Who are you to remain here in this pigpen? The FARMer in charge?

Nobody forced you to come here poor picked on little ol' Pah.

Hey, are you calling me the Mast'a of trash-talk?

You do have a point, Mormonism is trash, therefore discussions of it can be labeled trash-talk.

Now that you have sopped up your tears and blown your boggery snively nose, would you like to refute any of my points?
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Post by _Polygamy Porter »

This just in from the COB in SLC:

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Post by _Pokatator »

I can't take credit or assign proper credit but I read somewhere,

"The only difference between Joseph Smith and Warren Jeffs is.......170 years."

That seems to sum it up properly for me.
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