Joseph Smith came to me in a dream last night

[_Mercury]

He told me that sleeping with 14 year old girls, other mens wives and other questionable relationships was wrong and hes burning in hell. This is strange for me because Hell does not exist. Neither does an afterlife. He told me that destroying private property in order to curb the dissemination of information concerning his pedophilic and bigamous proclivities was bad too. He said that having

Ya see believers, this was in a dream. It came to me in a dream so I guess it must be true. Anyone who disagrees with me needs to realise that its true because I say so.

Please point out the flawed logic and spiritually based constructs in this statement.

[_OUT OF MY MISERY]

I do not doubt you i the least...I happen to believe everything anyone dreams...just because they say so

I dreamed last night that

I cannot point out the flawed logic in this because there is none...your dreams are sacred and holy...like the GHOST

[_Runtu]

I do not doubt you i the least...I happen to believe everything anyone dreams...just because they say so

I dreamed last night that

I cannot point out the flawed logic in this because there is none...your dreams are sacred and holy...like the GHOST

I dreamed last night that Mr. Itchy "outed" me but got the wrong person. So some poor slob had his information plastered on Mr. Itchy's site and associated with me.

[_asbestosman]

Ya see believers, this was in a dream. It came to me in a dream so I guess it must be true. Anyone who disagrees with me needs to realise that its true because I say so.

Please point out the flawed logic and spiritually based constructs in this statement.

Last night I had a dream that VegasRefugee would have a false dream It came to me in a dream so I guess it must be true. Anyone who disagrees with me needs to realise [sic] that its [sic] true because VegasRefugee says so for an analogous situation.

Really VR, do you have a point about this whole dream thing? This post isn't even remotely humorous. You're capable of much better (aren't you?).


Actually, last night I had a dream that I was on a vacation with my family. We were looking at a deep canyon with a river down below. The canyon sides were a sort of wet sand while the river below was muddy. In the muddy river were some sharks jumping around, especially where the mud was quite thick. The canyon wasn't very deep although it was high enough that the mud sharks couldn't jump out. Unfortunately someone from my family wanted to get a closer look and the sandy sides started to give way. I don't' remember what happened, but I also went to the edge looking for said person and wondering how I'd get back up from the cliffs. If it weren't for those mud sharks, it would have been lots of fun to explore the sandy cliffs and even the mud down below.

[_OUT OF MY MISERY]

I had a dream....that I was flying soaring above the clouds......swooping around and around...and I saved these people that were in a canyon from the sharks.....and suddenly they could fly free also....

And in my dream I could move things with my mind...I would simply hold my hand out and command things to come to me
and they did...and in this very same dream I ......well I woke up and realized it was all just a dream...

However the very next night I knew that If I saved the CHEERLEADER I would save the world...

WHich will actually come true if we can just figure out who the CHEERLEADER actually is...

[_Coggins7]

He told me that sleeping with 14 year old girls, other mens wives and other questionable relationships was wrong and hes burning in hell. This is strange for me because Hell does not exist. Neither does an afterlife. He told me that destroying private property in order to curb the dissemination of information concerning his pedophilic and bigamous proclivities was bad too. He said that having

Ya see believers, this was in a dream. It came to me in a dream so I guess it must be true. Anyone who disagrees with me needs to realise that its true because I say so.

Please point out the flawed logic and spiritually based constructs in this statement.

Loran:

All I need to point out is the infantile, truncated mind that constructed the above verbiage. Little more needs be articulated.

[_asbestosman]

Last night I had a dream that SMART B was known as Free From the Mo's on Fairboards and that her cat was the cheerleader.

[_harmony]

He told me that sleeping with 14 year old girls, other mens wives and other questionable relationships was wrong and hes burning in hell. This is strange for me because Hell does not exist. Neither does an afterlife. He told me that destroying private property in order to curb the dissemination of information concerning his pedophilic and bigamous proclivities was bad too. He said that having

Ya see believers, this was in a dream. It came to me in a dream so I guess it must be true. Anyone who disagrees with me needs to realise that its true because I say so.

Please point out the flawed logic and spiritually based constructs in this statement.

Sounds like a nightmare to me. *shudder*

[_OUT OF MY MISERY]

Last night I had a dream that SMART B was known as Free From the Mo's on Fairboards and that her cat was the cheerleader.

You are so f****** smart that it scares me....my cat could be the cheerleader...i guess if you want it to be...so you are trying to save the cheerleader from what exactly...because without me the world will end...so thank you for saving me
...I am so flattered and in awe of you all..

Will you save me abesotos man and coogins7or 8or 9????

[_MormonMendacity]

How come I don't dream? I can't remember the last time I had a dream. I used to have some cool flying dreams where I could both float around and fly helicopters. I also used to have some really fun sex dreams. I loved those dreams.

Nothing now. Does God hate me, is that why I don't dream?