The Twelve Days of Christmas (Exmo Version)
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 4:29 pm
On the first day of Christmas,
an exmo gave to me
A straw man in a pear tree
On the second day of Christmas,
an exmo gave to me
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree
On the third day of Christmas,
an exmo gave to me
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree
On the fourth day of Christmas,
an exmo gave to me
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree
On the fifth day of Christmas,
an exmo gave to me
D. Michael Quinn's earrings
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree
On the sixth day of Christmas,
an exmo gave to me
An Ed Decker decoder ray ring
D. Michael Quinn's earrings
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree
On the seventh day of Christmas,
an exmo sent to me
A Jeremiah Films Holiday DVD Gift Pack with mixed nuts
An Ed Decker decoder ray ring
D. Michael Quinn's earrings
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree
On the eighth day of Christmas,
an exmo gave to me
An autographed copy of Walter Martin's High School diploma
A Jeremiah Films Holiday DVD Gift Pack with mixed nuts
An Ed Decker decoder ray ring
D. Michael Quinn's earrings
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree
On the ninth day of Christmas,
an exmo sent to me
Nine ex-Mormon feminist lesbian neo-pagan differentially abled unwed mothers (of color) for social justice dancing
An autographed copy of Walter Martin's High School diploma
A Jeremiah Films Holiday DVD Gift Pack with mixed nuts
An Ed Decker decoder ray ring
D. Michael Quinn's earrings
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree
On the tenth day of Christmas,
an exmo sent to me
Ten cans of John Ankerberg's hairspray
Nine ex-Mormon feminist lesbian neo-pagan differentially abled unwed mothers (of color) for social justice dancing
An autographed copy of Walter Martin's High School diploma
A Jeremiah Films Holiday DVD Gift Pack with mixed nuts
An Ed Decker decoder ray ring
D. Michael Quinn's earrings
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
an exmo sent to me
The annuel Dialog Swimsuit issue
Ten cans of John Ankerberg's hairspray
Nine ex-Mormon feminist lesbian neo-pagan differentially abled unwed mothers (of color) for social justice dancing
An autographed copy of Walter Martin's High School diploma
A Jeremiah Films Holiday DVD Gift Pack with mixed nuts
An Ed Decker decoder ray ring
D. Michael Quinn's earrings
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
an exmo sent to me
The unrated director's cut of The Godmakers
The annuel Dialog Swimsuit issue
Ten cans of John Ankerberg's hairspray
Nine ex-Mormon feminist lesbian neo-pagan differentially abled unwed mothers (of color) for social justice dancing
An autographed copy of Walter Martin's High School diploma
A Jeremiah Films Holiday DVD Gift Pack with mixed nuts
An Ed Decker decoder ray ring
D. Michael Quinn's earrings
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree
an exmo gave to me
A straw man in a pear tree
On the second day of Christmas,
an exmo gave to me
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree
On the third day of Christmas,
an exmo gave to me
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree
On the fourth day of Christmas,
an exmo gave to me
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree
On the fifth day of Christmas,
an exmo gave to me
D. Michael Quinn's earrings
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree
On the sixth day of Christmas,
an exmo gave to me
An Ed Decker decoder ray ring
D. Michael Quinn's earrings
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree
On the seventh day of Christmas,
an exmo sent to me
A Jeremiah Films Holiday DVD Gift Pack with mixed nuts
An Ed Decker decoder ray ring
D. Michael Quinn's earrings
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree
On the eighth day of Christmas,
an exmo gave to me
An autographed copy of Walter Martin's High School diploma
A Jeremiah Films Holiday DVD Gift Pack with mixed nuts
An Ed Decker decoder ray ring
D. Michael Quinn's earrings
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree
On the ninth day of Christmas,
an exmo sent to me
Nine ex-Mormon feminist lesbian neo-pagan differentially abled unwed mothers (of color) for social justice dancing
An autographed copy of Walter Martin's High School diploma
A Jeremiah Films Holiday DVD Gift Pack with mixed nuts
An Ed Decker decoder ray ring
D. Michael Quinn's earrings
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree
On the tenth day of Christmas,
an exmo sent to me
Ten cans of John Ankerberg's hairspray
Nine ex-Mormon feminist lesbian neo-pagan differentially abled unwed mothers (of color) for social justice dancing
An autographed copy of Walter Martin's High School diploma
A Jeremiah Films Holiday DVD Gift Pack with mixed nuts
An Ed Decker decoder ray ring
D. Michael Quinn's earrings
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
an exmo sent to me
The annuel Dialog Swimsuit issue
Ten cans of John Ankerberg's hairspray
Nine ex-Mormon feminist lesbian neo-pagan differentially abled unwed mothers (of color) for social justice dancing
An autographed copy of Walter Martin's High School diploma
A Jeremiah Films Holiday DVD Gift Pack with mixed nuts
An Ed Decker decoder ray ring
D. Michael Quinn's earrings
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
an exmo sent to me
The unrated director's cut of The Godmakers
The annuel Dialog Swimsuit issue
Ten cans of John Ankerberg's hairspray
Nine ex-Mormon feminist lesbian neo-pagan differentially abled unwed mothers (of color) for social justice dancing
An autographed copy of Walter Martin's High School diploma
A Jeremiah Films Holiday DVD Gift Pack with mixed nuts
An Ed Decker decoder ray ring
D. Michael Quinn's earrings
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree