Well, I'll probably be banned now from the MADboard
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:10 am
I finally could take no more:
The Anthropomorphic God, Or Cogdis Revisited, Who here really suffers from CogDis? is the name of the thread.
It's a debate between myself and someone named Beowulf.
Here's my relevant post:
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On another thread, the following exchange took place. It was closed before I had a chance to respond. This person accused me of cogdis, for having the gall to state what I really believe...
Here follows an explanation (of sorts)...
Me: I was once discussing religion at my workplace because I had just purchased a modern English Bible during lunch hour, and people gathered round to look at it. Asked about Mormonism, I said that LDS were some of the most primitive religionists of all (or as someone on this thread so quaintly put it, "barbaric"), because we believe in an anthropomorphic God. I explained that the Israelites believed it too, and only later became more sophisticated, turning Him into an invisible God (like the God that Johnny loves so much).
For proof, I turned to the end of Deuteronomy (remember, I had never read this particular edition of the Bible before), which states in 34:10 There has never yet risen in Israel a prophet like Moses, whom the Lord knew FACE TO FACE.
The footnote here ran as follows: "While on the surface the meaning is that Moses was able to see the Invisible Deity, it is likely that this is not the intent; the intent rather is to speak of the unique stature of Moses (so far, so conventional, but read on to the end of the footnote!). The thought that a Moses could see the Deity IS A RELIC OF EARLY TIMES, before the view matured that the Deity is invisible."
This elicited oohs and ahhs from the gallery.
Ozemc responded:
And, of course, Deuteronomy was written (supposedly) by .... Moses. So, we have a scripture saying this wonderful man knew the Lord face to face, because he was such a great prophet, written by himself. Sounds rather self-aggrandizing to me.
Me: Since this part of Deuteronomy was written IN PRAISE OF Moses after his departure from the scene, it plainly was not written by himself. You need to pay more careful attention...
Way off, sorry. Many scholars agree that he wrote it himself.
Please see the following:
http://www.allabouttruth.org/when-was-t ... en-faq.htm
http://bibleresources.Bible.com/afacts.php
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deuteronomy
This last does discuss the idea that maybe some of the book was written by other authors, but more to expand on his ideas rather than be a praise of him. Some seem to indicate that maybe Joshua wrote it, and then included information about how great a prophet Moses was. One thing does seem to be clear though: the ideas put forth in this book were from Moses, and, the odds are, he wrote most of the book himself.
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Me again:
by the way, ozemc, just so you know where I am coming from, I have no difficulty accepting a 5-billion-year-old Earth and evolution for the life that appeared there. I see no conflict between that, and a God who is a Man who is my literal Father in Heaven.
Ozemc ripostes:
There's a phrase for that. It's called cognitive dissonance.
Me: This is quite a jab... But it merely shows that Ozemc does not understand Mormons.
On the contrary, I believe that I have really begun to understand Mormons quite well.
You believe in a fairy tale put forth by some guy in the 1800's who had a history of being a confidence man and a fraud. But yet, when it's pointed out to you that you sound like a cult, say, like Jim Jones, or David Koresh, you say you're not, even though you send your young people on "missions" and keep them from their families, do not allow them any music, video, newspapers, or other outside information other than church-approved stuff, just like they did. That's not a mission, it's brainwashing.
You believe this same man "translated" papyrus he got into the Book Of Abraham, when the actual documents have been shown to have nothing to do with Abraham.
You believe this same guy when he said he was "translating" the Kinderhook plates, which were setup to be a fraud. If he was God's prophet, why didn't he know?
You believed this man when he said there must be plural marriages because he got caught in bed with a young girl by his wife. Then, when it becomes too embarassing, the "church" receives a new "revelation" that polygamy is not OK.
You believe this man when he says you shouldn't use hot drinks (which has come to mean caffeine), alcohol, or tobacco, even though recent developments have indicated that moderate amounts of caffeine and alcohol can be good for you. Plus, the fact the he himself used all three kinda make it a bit hypocritical.
You believed many of the early church "prophets" when they used their own racist prejudices to deny blacks the priesthood. Again, when it becomes too at odds with the government, a new "revelation" changes it. So, God changed His mind, again?
You believe that the God who created this wonderful universe, all billions and billions of light-years of it, was a man, just like me.
A God, who, if He was in fact a man, had to have evolved, which you say you believe in, and which, by the vary nature of whatever God is, could not have occured. A god that was once mortal is no god. Hence the cognitive dissonance.
You believe that you can, too, become a god, if you follow all the ordinances of the church, and have your own universe which you and your sealed wife can populate.
You believe you can "save" dead people, by proxy baptism, many even going so far as to proxy baptize people of other religions, thereby ensuring you are viewed as elitist, arrogant, and condescending.
You believe if you are "worthy" enough, you can go to heaven, which is not in the KJV of the Bible, which you claim to view as Holy Scripture.
And you wonder why I question?
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I might point out that Ozemc is the one suffering from cognitive dissonance (at least when it comes to divining what Mormons really believe).
He can't hold two ideas in his head at once:
1) Beowulf is a Mormon
2) Mormons believe in young earth creationism and a universal flood.
But, Beowulf doesn't accept #2. Dissonance alert!!!
He can only conclude (to reconcile his dissonance) that:
A) Beowulf isn't a real Mormon
Beowulf is lying
C) Beowulf is very confused (i.e. cognitive dissonance)
He is incapable of considering another possible answer:
D) All Mormons are not YEC or universal floodists; the Church has no
official position thereon.
However, the church does hold the position that Adam and Eve were real, and holds that the KJV of the Bible is scripture. Your own temple ceremonies include the story of creation. The story of creation implies a young earth and no evolution. Is it true, or not?
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Accepting D also challenges some of his other cognitions, like "Mormonism is
inimical to science."
It is. See above about the new thoughts on caffeine and alcohol.
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Thus, he has to put the problem back on Beowulf, instead of on his faulty thinking.
One would think that confronted with an active Mormon who isn't YEC or universal
floodist, he would simply realize that being a Mormon doesn't require YEC
and universal floodism. But, that would be too uncomfortable.
Curse you, cognitive dissonance! :-)
Now, with that settled , let me explain WHY this clashing belief is possible, at least for me, and why it is NOT cognitive dissonance for me.
To take Noah's Flood as an example: I do not believe in a Universal Flood, since the physical evidence around the world will simply not allow it. Does this mean (a la ozemc) that I MUST discard the story entirely? No it does not. I accept that there really WAS a person named Noah, that he built a boat, and that the whole world AS HE KNEW IT went under water. The story is real enough on its own. But there is another aspect to the story. This is that the water in Noah's Flood is not ordinary water. It is the waters of Chaos that God beat back on the first day of Creation. The whole episode, therefore, has a cosmological significance that supersedes the real event. (Which I also accept DID happen, in a localized way.) Understanding this is not too difficult for Mormons, yet is extremely difficult for secularists who do not know how to read a story in any other way but black and white (i.e.: like fundamentalists ).
Of course, that is not the way it is in the Bible, which your church claims to be Holy Scripture.
for what it's worth, I don't believe in a universal flood, either.
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This is how I read all ancient tales, whether in the Bible or in some other culture. The truth of the story may actually be in several layers (and just because it is labeled myth does not mean that it is fiction). People intuitively know how to interpret these tales, whether they be Mormons, Maoris, Hopis, or Japanese. When people start trying to rationalize and explain away these tales, theology is born, and the original spirit of the tale is lost.
The genius of Mormonism has been the ability to return to the original intent of these tales, and see them for what they are, without having to compromise science and observations of the natural world.
Comments welcome.
Beowulf
So, you don't believe in the Bible? Your church hierarchy does.
Be careful, you might not make it to the Celestial Kingdom.
The Anthropomorphic God, Or Cogdis Revisited, Who here really suffers from CogDis? is the name of the thread.
It's a debate between myself and someone named Beowulf.
Here's my relevant post:
QUOTE
On another thread, the following exchange took place. It was closed before I had a chance to respond. This person accused me of cogdis, for having the gall to state what I really believe...
Here follows an explanation (of sorts)...
Me: I was once discussing religion at my workplace because I had just purchased a modern English Bible during lunch hour, and people gathered round to look at it. Asked about Mormonism, I said that LDS were some of the most primitive religionists of all (or as someone on this thread so quaintly put it, "barbaric"), because we believe in an anthropomorphic God. I explained that the Israelites believed it too, and only later became more sophisticated, turning Him into an invisible God (like the God that Johnny loves so much).
For proof, I turned to the end of Deuteronomy (remember, I had never read this particular edition of the Bible before), which states in 34:10 There has never yet risen in Israel a prophet like Moses, whom the Lord knew FACE TO FACE.
The footnote here ran as follows: "While on the surface the meaning is that Moses was able to see the Invisible Deity, it is likely that this is not the intent; the intent rather is to speak of the unique stature of Moses (so far, so conventional, but read on to the end of the footnote!). The thought that a Moses could see the Deity IS A RELIC OF EARLY TIMES, before the view matured that the Deity is invisible."
This elicited oohs and ahhs from the gallery.
Ozemc responded:
And, of course, Deuteronomy was written (supposedly) by .... Moses. So, we have a scripture saying this wonderful man knew the Lord face to face, because he was such a great prophet, written by himself. Sounds rather self-aggrandizing to me.
Me: Since this part of Deuteronomy was written IN PRAISE OF Moses after his departure from the scene, it plainly was not written by himself. You need to pay more careful attention...
Way off, sorry. Many scholars agree that he wrote it himself.
Please see the following:
http://www.allabouttruth.org/when-was-t ... en-faq.htm
http://bibleresources.Bible.com/afacts.php
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deuteronomy
This last does discuss the idea that maybe some of the book was written by other authors, but more to expand on his ideas rather than be a praise of him. Some seem to indicate that maybe Joshua wrote it, and then included information about how great a prophet Moses was. One thing does seem to be clear though: the ideas put forth in this book were from Moses, and, the odds are, he wrote most of the book himself.
QUOTE
Me again:
by the way, ozemc, just so you know where I am coming from, I have no difficulty accepting a 5-billion-year-old Earth and evolution for the life that appeared there. I see no conflict between that, and a God who is a Man who is my literal Father in Heaven.
Ozemc ripostes:
There's a phrase for that. It's called cognitive dissonance.
Me: This is quite a jab... But it merely shows that Ozemc does not understand Mormons.
On the contrary, I believe that I have really begun to understand Mormons quite well.
You believe in a fairy tale put forth by some guy in the 1800's who had a history of being a confidence man and a fraud. But yet, when it's pointed out to you that you sound like a cult, say, like Jim Jones, or David Koresh, you say you're not, even though you send your young people on "missions" and keep them from their families, do not allow them any music, video, newspapers, or other outside information other than church-approved stuff, just like they did. That's not a mission, it's brainwashing.
You believe this same man "translated" papyrus he got into the Book Of Abraham, when the actual documents have been shown to have nothing to do with Abraham.
You believe this same guy when he said he was "translating" the Kinderhook plates, which were setup to be a fraud. If he was God's prophet, why didn't he know?
You believed this man when he said there must be plural marriages because he got caught in bed with a young girl by his wife. Then, when it becomes too embarassing, the "church" receives a new "revelation" that polygamy is not OK.
You believe this man when he says you shouldn't use hot drinks (which has come to mean caffeine), alcohol, or tobacco, even though recent developments have indicated that moderate amounts of caffeine and alcohol can be good for you. Plus, the fact the he himself used all three kinda make it a bit hypocritical.
You believed many of the early church "prophets" when they used their own racist prejudices to deny blacks the priesthood. Again, when it becomes too at odds with the government, a new "revelation" changes it. So, God changed His mind, again?
You believe that the God who created this wonderful universe, all billions and billions of light-years of it, was a man, just like me.
A God, who, if He was in fact a man, had to have evolved, which you say you believe in, and which, by the vary nature of whatever God is, could not have occured. A god that was once mortal is no god. Hence the cognitive dissonance.
You believe that you can, too, become a god, if you follow all the ordinances of the church, and have your own universe which you and your sealed wife can populate.
You believe you can "save" dead people, by proxy baptism, many even going so far as to proxy baptize people of other religions, thereby ensuring you are viewed as elitist, arrogant, and condescending.
You believe if you are "worthy" enough, you can go to heaven, which is not in the KJV of the Bible, which you claim to view as Holy Scripture.
And you wonder why I question?
QUOTE
I might point out that Ozemc is the one suffering from cognitive dissonance (at least when it comes to divining what Mormons really believe).
He can't hold two ideas in his head at once:
1) Beowulf is a Mormon
2) Mormons believe in young earth creationism and a universal flood.
But, Beowulf doesn't accept #2. Dissonance alert!!!
He can only conclude (to reconcile his dissonance) that:
A) Beowulf isn't a real Mormon
Beowulf is lying
C) Beowulf is very confused (i.e. cognitive dissonance)
He is incapable of considering another possible answer:
D) All Mormons are not YEC or universal floodists; the Church has no
official position thereon.
However, the church does hold the position that Adam and Eve were real, and holds that the KJV of the Bible is scripture. Your own temple ceremonies include the story of creation. The story of creation implies a young earth and no evolution. Is it true, or not?
QUOTE
Accepting D also challenges some of his other cognitions, like "Mormonism is
inimical to science."
It is. See above about the new thoughts on caffeine and alcohol.
QUOTE
Thus, he has to put the problem back on Beowulf, instead of on his faulty thinking.
One would think that confronted with an active Mormon who isn't YEC or universal
floodist, he would simply realize that being a Mormon doesn't require YEC
and universal floodism. But, that would be too uncomfortable.
Curse you, cognitive dissonance! :-)
Now, with that settled , let me explain WHY this clashing belief is possible, at least for me, and why it is NOT cognitive dissonance for me.
To take Noah's Flood as an example: I do not believe in a Universal Flood, since the physical evidence around the world will simply not allow it. Does this mean (a la ozemc) that I MUST discard the story entirely? No it does not. I accept that there really WAS a person named Noah, that he built a boat, and that the whole world AS HE KNEW IT went under water. The story is real enough on its own. But there is another aspect to the story. This is that the water in Noah's Flood is not ordinary water. It is the waters of Chaos that God beat back on the first day of Creation. The whole episode, therefore, has a cosmological significance that supersedes the real event. (Which I also accept DID happen, in a localized way.) Understanding this is not too difficult for Mormons, yet is extremely difficult for secularists who do not know how to read a story in any other way but black and white (i.e.: like fundamentalists ).
Of course, that is not the way it is in the Bible, which your church claims to be Holy Scripture.
for what it's worth, I don't believe in a universal flood, either.
QUOTE
This is how I read all ancient tales, whether in the Bible or in some other culture. The truth of the story may actually be in several layers (and just because it is labeled myth does not mean that it is fiction). People intuitively know how to interpret these tales, whether they be Mormons, Maoris, Hopis, or Japanese. When people start trying to rationalize and explain away these tales, theology is born, and the original spirit of the tale is lost.
The genius of Mormonism has been the ability to return to the original intent of these tales, and see them for what they are, without having to compromise science and observations of the natural world.
Comments welcome.
Beowulf
So, you don't believe in the Bible? Your church hierarchy does.
Be careful, you might not make it to the Celestial Kingdom.