Congratulations to Runtu for achieving Godhood!

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_Dr. Shades
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Congratulations to Runtu for achieving Godhood!

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On Monday, January 8, 2007 at 9:57 p.m., our very own Runtu worked out his salvation and has now achieved Godhood. Congratulations, Runtu!

As of this writing, here's how the rest of us break down who have not yet received our exaltation:

2nd Quorum of Seventy: 2
Area Representatives: 2
Bishops: 2
1st Counselors: 1
2nd Counselors: 4
High Priests: 2
Elders: 2
Priests: 4
Teachers: 3
Valiant B: 1
Valiant A: 1
CTR B: 1
CTR A: 3
Star B: 2
Star A: 1
Sunbeam: 12
Nursery: 67
Pre-Existence: 15

We only have a short time to prepare for the eternities. Let's all lengthen our stride!
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

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_Brackite
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Post by _Brackite »

I am only just now a Star B. I am still a small child here. Anyway, Congratulations, Runtu!
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_gramps
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Post by _gramps »

Apparently, Jesus only wants me for a sunbeam. Well, miles more to go before I sleep. Hope I can make it someday.

Congrats!
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_moksha
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Post by _moksha »

Will he be a Cosmic Muffin or a Hoary Thunderer?
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_Lucretia MacEvil
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Post by _Lucretia MacEvil »

Wow! Good job, Runto.

I don't aspire much to godhood in the CK, but being a god of this board is a worthy goal. If I can just get out of this frickin' nursery.
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_Bond...James Bond
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

Since runtu has hit the 1000 marker, the question is: who's next?

My money's on Wade. Then Misery. Then Scratch will come in sometime. Sadly I'm far down the totem pole.
Since runtu hit the 1000 marker does that mean he gets his honorary MDD--Mormon Discussions Doctorate?

Bond
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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_desert_vulture
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Re: Congratulations to Runtu for achieving Godhood!

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Dr. Shades wrote:On Monday, January 8, 2007 at 9:57 p.m., our very own Runtu worked out his salvation and has now achieved Godhood. Congratulations, Runtu!

(DV<---- kneeling, with arms outstretched, head bowed to the dust, chanting) "Runtu...Runtu...Runtu"
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_Jersey Girl
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Post by _Jersey Girl »

Last time I looked, I was a Priest. Isn't that bucking the system?

Congrats Runtu!

Jersey Girl *salutes*

Oh no! I just looked and I'm at Bishop! Again, isn't that bucking the system?
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_Gazelam
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Post by _Gazelam »

Congratulations Runtu. And achieved with what I believe (memory serving) were posts of substance as well!

Well done.
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
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_Runtu
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Post by _Runtu »

Thanks. I'm more than a little embarrassed, as I hadn't realized just what a prolific poster I'd become (I think I must have OCD; I'm sure Wade can tell me). I figured I'd do what God did once he became God: make myself scarce for a while.
Runtu's Rincón

If you just talk, I find that your mouth comes out with stuff. -- Karl Pilkington
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