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Welcome question for Shirts: Where is the stone box?
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:55 am
by _Polygamy Porter
So the story of ol Joe says that moroni the librarian took the golden book back before any educated credible scientific minds could verify it, fine whatever.
HOWEVER, the stone box was too heavy. Moroni could barley heft the 80-200 pound plates.
So then, do tell us how this engineering marvel disappeared?
You know, the box that hermetically magically sealed out the moisture of 1400 spring and summers of hard rain, kept the snow of 1400 winters out?
You picking up what I am putting down? The hermetically magically sealed stone box that kept steel from rusting for 1400 years, gold alloy from etching for 1400 years, and according to "The Restoration DVD" depiction, kept leather soft and supple for over 1400 years?
Just where is the stone box?
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:10 am
by _KerryAShirts
Listen up palsy........see.......this is here is way it iz......... Joe, our buddy Joe, now this here be the prophet see, so lets us havesy a little respekt heres man...... this prophet see, he does his push upsys see.......he's bad, he's bad to thuh bone dudesy. TOUGH, macho sorta wrassler kid here...... Nuff said, fill ins the blanksies and yous have yer story! WOO HOO!
Glad, as always, ta helps ya outs in predicamentations.............
Besties,
Kerry
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:39 am
by _Polygamy Porter
Backyard Professor wrote:Listen up palsy........see.......this is here is way it iz......... Joe, our buddy Joe, now this here be the prophet see, so lets us havesy a little respekt heres man...... this prophet see, he does his push upsys see.......he's bad, he's bad to thuh bone dudesy. TOUGH, macho sorta wrassler kid here...... Nuff said, fill ins the blanksies and yous have yer story! WOO HOO!
Glad, as always, ta helps ya outs in predicamentations.............
Besties,
Kerry
I have disrobed the Shirt man! Look he has a funny tshirt on!
So you are saying then, that you have no clue?
No speculation?
Don't you wonder?
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:42 am
by _KerryAShirts
I have disrobed the Shirt man! Look he has a funny tshirt on!
Kerry:
Woo hoo!
So you are saying then, that you have no clue?
Kerry:
I don't recall seeing any of those words in my reply, no.... sorry.
No speculation?
Kerry:
None that I presented in my post, um, nope.
Don't you wonder?
Kerry:
Um, nope.
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:45 am
by _twinkie
The aliens who put it there took it back?
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:46 am
by _Bond...James Bond
twinkie wrote:The aliens who put it there took it back?
Not aliens twinkie, angels. The really strong kind.
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:48 am
by _KerryAShirts
Hey man.......HOW did you guys get MY Shirt?!?
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:50 am
by _Bond...James Bond
Backyard Professor wrote:Hey man.......HOW did you guys get MY Shirt?!?
I caught it the other day at a certain club where certain ladies dance while removing articles of clothing. I then sent it as a Christmas present to twinkie.
Is that you Tinker Bell?
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:13 am
by _KerryAShirts
Wellllllllllllllllllllllllll........... (Jack Benny would be so proud!)
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:15 am
by _Polygamy Porter
Please give me your magical reasoning why you have no interest in the stone box.
Do you not agree that it should still be intact?
I'd suppose if they found the manuscripts that were smoking guns which clearly showed smith and rigdon made it all up, you would find someway to believe it was just a fluke?