The Ballad Of Exmo Joe
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:42 am
Hey, Hey, Ho, Ho, Boyd K. Packer's got to go!
I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle
and they hang from my eyebrows and my cheeks
And the safety pin that's in my navel
Hasn't been disinfected for three weeks
Oh, Harmony, Oh, Harmony,
You've got an ax to grind with Packer's kind like froth upon the sea
My teased hair, is frizzy, frizzy, frizzy
And I went to church in drag last week
My tattoos, are sexy, sexy, sexy
I'm an ex-Mormon down home Utah freak
Oh, LSD, Oh, LSD,
You've got a DSM-III Intellect free personallty
I've got spurs that jingle, jangle jingle
But I've got to take them off before I eat
And the earrings in my ears get bolder
I wear recycled sandles on my feet
Oh Jersey Girl, Oh Jersey Girl,
You could be much more than we see and not just such a tarnished pearl
I watch MTV and Playboy Channel
In the great and spacious building where I stay
And I sing "I like to mix and mingle."
With the folks who like the great and spacious way
Oh, Mr. Scratch, Oh, Mister Scratch
He's politically correct just intellectual flash and trash
I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle
And my white shirt and tie are made of Hemp
I love AC/DC Priest and Sabbath
And I don't know where my tithing money went
So I'll buy a mess of pottage 'till its spent.
I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle
and they hang from my eyebrows and my cheeks
And the safety pin that's in my navel
Hasn't been disinfected for three weeks
Oh, Harmony, Oh, Harmony,
You've got an ax to grind with Packer's kind like froth upon the sea
My teased hair, is frizzy, frizzy, frizzy
And I went to church in drag last week
My tattoos, are sexy, sexy, sexy
I'm an ex-Mormon down home Utah freak
Oh, LSD, Oh, LSD,
You've got a DSM-III Intellect free personallty
I've got spurs that jingle, jangle jingle
But I've got to take them off before I eat
And the earrings in my ears get bolder
I wear recycled sandles on my feet
Oh Jersey Girl, Oh Jersey Girl,
You could be much more than we see and not just such a tarnished pearl
I watch MTV and Playboy Channel
In the great and spacious building where I stay
And I sing "I like to mix and mingle."
With the folks who like the great and spacious way
Oh, Mr. Scratch, Oh, Mister Scratch
He's politically correct just intellectual flash and trash
I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle
And my white shirt and tie are made of Hemp
I love AC/DC Priest and Sabbath
And I don't know where my tithing money went
So I'll buy a mess of pottage 'till its spent.