The results of romneys possible nomination
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:43 pm
It will begin after romneys (unlikely) nomination at the RNC convention. It will be precluded by whispers of magic underwear, racism and death oaths against the US govt.
Youtube, etc will be aflutter with outrageous statements from Brigham young followed by forthcoming questions at press conferences:
Reporter: "Candidate Romney, do you believe Brigham Young was a mouthpiece for God?"
Romney: "yes, i do"
Reporter: "Do you believe he was speaking for God when he stated that (insert racist/sexist/anti govt statement)"
These will be backed up by websites outlining other absurd and embarrassing Mormon beliefs.
This situation is inevitable. It is going to happen because it is too easy to tie romney to Mormonism. If he denies holding racist tendencies he is in the publicsc eyes denying the prophet. I personally think that romney will go this route, creating a surplus of Mormons within the "internet Mormon" mindset. The alienated chapel Mormons will play off the need to support a conservative cantidate, a large number bowing out of their right to vote perhaps to avoid the "wishy washy Mormon" who denied the prophetic voice of god.
Mormon pundits will be brought in on republican pravda (a.k.a. Fox News) and the monologues of Letterman and Leno will finally include jokes slamming the ignorant and marginalized belief based business that masquerades as a religion.
For those who cry foul on discussing a cantidates religion, I would ask you to review the history of David Duke. The KKK is as much a religion as it is cultural. Hmm, Mormonism is as much a religion as it is a culture. Interesting.
I can't wait. This is going to be a GREAT election year.
Youtube, etc will be aflutter with outrageous statements from Brigham young followed by forthcoming questions at press conferences:
Reporter: "Candidate Romney, do you believe Brigham Young was a mouthpiece for God?"
Romney: "yes, i do"
Reporter: "Do you believe he was speaking for God when he stated that (insert racist/sexist/anti govt statement)"
These will be backed up by websites outlining other absurd and embarrassing Mormon beliefs.
This situation is inevitable. It is going to happen because it is too easy to tie romney to Mormonism. If he denies holding racist tendencies he is in the publicsc eyes denying the prophet. I personally think that romney will go this route, creating a surplus of Mormons within the "internet Mormon" mindset. The alienated chapel Mormons will play off the need to support a conservative cantidate, a large number bowing out of their right to vote perhaps to avoid the "wishy washy Mormon" who denied the prophetic voice of god.
Mormon pundits will be brought in on republican pravda (a.k.a. Fox News) and the monologues of Letterman and Leno will finally include jokes slamming the ignorant and marginalized belief based business that masquerades as a religion.
For those who cry foul on discussing a cantidates religion, I would ask you to review the history of David Duke. The KKK is as much a religion as it is cultural. Hmm, Mormonism is as much a religion as it is a culture. Interesting.
I can't wait. This is going to be a GREAT election year.