CONGRATULATIONS to Mister Scratch for achieving Godhood!

[_Dr. Shades]

Announcement:

Today, Wednesday February 28, 2007 at exactly 5:43 p.m. Mountain Standard Time, our very own MISTER SCRATCH worked out his salvation and ascended to Godhood!

Our pantheon's status as a Trinity was short-lived, for our pantheon is now a Quadrinity.

I'd like to personally thank Mister Scratch for his valuable contributions to this board. Personally, moderating MormonDiscussions takes up so much of my online time that I can no longer surf MA&D for its choice material, so if it weren't for the tireless efforts of Mister Scratch, I'd be unable to keep up with the cutting-edge of mopologetic thought (or lack thereof).

Seriously--how much entertainment have we all enjoyed thanks to Mister Scratch bringing the best MA&D tidbits to our attention? Let's pause and reflect!

So, once again, congratulations goes out to Mister Scratch. If anyone else has anything nice or positive to say about him, now is the time and this is the place to do so.

[_Bond...James Bond]

All Hail! Congrats Scratch!

Speech!! Speech!!


Shades you're going to have to recalibrate the ranking system. You're going to have a ton of Gods on your hands in a few more weeks. The new wing of the Shady Acre Memorial Posting Home isn't ready yet. :)

[_asbestosman]

Our pantheon's status as a Trinity was short-lived, for our pantheon is now a Quadrinity.

Aha, so this board once believed in the apostate Trinity instead of the Godhead. I see nothing wrong with 4 in the Godhead. Father, Son, Holy Ghost, and Adam. Adam has reached Godhood by now, right?


I think Scratch has provided me with some of the most interesting discussions even if it may have gotten a bit heated at times. Maybe some day we'll even have one about something other than an apologist.

[_Mister Scratch]

Wow, hey, what can I say? I'd like to thank the Academy, and FAIR/MAD, without whom I would not exist.... I'd also like to thank Dr. Shades, for providing this invaluable and endlessly provocative and entertaining forum. I'd like to thank Bond, and ABman, and all the others who have provided support and appreciation.... Etc., etc. (I think I hear the music kicking in, urging me to wrap this up....)

[_Bond...James Bond]

Wow, hey, what can I say? I'd like to thank the Academy, and FAIR/MAD, without whom I would not exist.... I'd also like to thank Dr. Shades, for providing this invaluable and endlessly provocative and entertaining forum. I'd like to thank Bond, and ABman, and all the others who have provided support and appreciation.... Etc., etc. (I think I hear the music kicking in, urging me to wrap this up....)

Don't forget the Webelo, from whom you draw all of your magical powers.

[_Mister Scratch]

Wow, hey, what can I say? I'd like to thank the Academy, and FAIR/MAD, without whom I would not exist.... I'd also like to thank Dr. Shades, for providing this invaluable and endlessly provocative and entertaining forum. I'd like to thank Bond, and ABman, and all the others who have provided support and appreciation.... Etc., etc. (I think I hear the music kicking in, urging me to wrap this up....)

Don't forget the Webelo, from whom you draw all of your magical powers.

Right, Weebs---how could I forget! And Madame Fancher, and AF, and all the rest of the crew.... (They know they are loved.)

[_moksha]

This Deity thing must be contagious. Congratulations Scratch.

[_Yoda]

Congrats, Scratchy! :)

[_Brackite]

Congratulations! Congratulations Mister Scratch, for achieving Godhood here.

[_gramps]

I throw my congratulations in there as well.

Well done!