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The Belief-o-matic test

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:25 am
by _Bond...James Bond
Take the test. See how wrong it gets your beliefs. I've taken this test a few times and I've been 100% Reform Judaism and 100% Liberal Quaker. Now I'm 100% Liberal Christian. Could it be that I'm schizophrenic in my beliefs?


http://www.selectsmart.com/PRO/beliefnet/index1.html

Here are my results:

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (96%)
3. Neo-Pagan (95%)
4. New Thought (95%)
5. Scientology (94%)
6. Liberal Quakers (94%)
7. Secular Humanism (94%)
8. New Age (91%)
9. Taoism (87%)
10. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (87%)
11. Reform Judaism (85%)
12. Nontheist (84%)
13. Mahayana Buddhism (77%)
14. Sikhism (71%)
15. Theravada Buddhism (69%)
16. Bahá'í Faith (65%)
17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (57%)
18. Orthodox Quaker (56%)
19. Hinduism (48%)
20. Islam (47%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (47%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (44%)
23. Jainism (43%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (39%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (34%)
26. Roman Catholic (34%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (16%)

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:47 am
by _gramps
Here are my results. No surprises to me really. I always thought I would be a Unitarian, were I a believer, that is.
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
3. Liberal Quakers (81%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (79%)
5. Nontheist (72%)
6. Neo-Pagan (66%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (60%)
8. Taoism (57%)
9. Orthodox Quaker (51%)
10. New Age (51%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (48%)
12. Reform Judaism (42%)
13. Jainism (38%)
14. Bahá'í Faith (34%)
15. Sikhism (30%)
16. Scientology (29%)
17. New Thought (27%)
18. Seventh Day Adventist (27%)
19. Hinduism (25%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (24%)
21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (21%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (18%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (15%)
24. Islam (15%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (15%)
26. Roman Catholic (15%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (12%)

Re: The Belief-o-matic test

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:48 am
by _moksha
Bond...James Bond wrote: Could it be that I'm schizophrenic in my beliefs?


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Re: The Belief-o-matic test

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:54 am
by _Bond...James Bond
moksha wrote:Ignore the side effects, many women find palm hair to be quite virile.


You obviously forgot the masturbation thread. There are rumors circulating that I stole the gloves of a Chewbacca suit and wear them as a sign of my Star Wars love. :)

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:31 am
by _Mephitus
No suprise here.

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Reform Judaism (95%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
4. Liberal Quakers (82%)
5. New Age (78%)
6. Bahá'í Faith (78%)
7. Secular Humanism (74%)
8. Sikhism (74%)
9. Mahayana Buddhism (73%)
10. Jainism (70%)
11. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (67%)
12. Orthodox Judaism (66%)
13. New Thought (64%)
14. Islam (61%)
15. Theravada Buddhism (61%)
16. Scientology (60%)
17. Taoism (60%)
18. Nontheist (53%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (51%)
20. Hinduism (48%)
21. Orthodox Quaker (40%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (39%)
23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (29%)
24. Jehovah's Witness (19%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (16%)
26. Roman Catholic (16%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (9%)

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:22 pm
by _Yoda
Here are my results:

1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (94%)
3. Bahá'í Faith (81%)
4. Liberal Quakers (80%)
5. Jehovah's Witness (78%)
6. Unitarian Universalism (76%)
7. Sikhism (75%)
8. Reform Judaism (72%)
9. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (67%)
10. Orthodox Judaism (67%)
11. Neo-Pagan (60%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (56%)
13. Islam (54%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (53%)
15. Mahayana Buddhism (52%)
16. Theravada Buddhism (50%)
17. New Age (48%)
18. Secular Humanism (47%)
19. Jainism (46%)
20. Eastern Orthodox (43%)
21. Roman Catholic (43%)
22. New Thought (42%)
23. Taoism (42%)
24. Hinduism (39%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (34%)
26. Scientology (32%)
27. Nontheist (31%)


See, guys? I'm more Mormon than some of you give me credit for. I just have a strong liberal Christian slant. LOL ;)

Interesting quiz, Bond!

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:52 pm
by _OUT OF MY MISERY
1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Nontheist (93%)
3. Secular Humanism (93%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (86%)
5. Liberal Quakers (53%)
6. Neo-Pagan (33%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (29%)
8. New Age (20%)
9. Taoism (16%)
10. Hinduism (12%)
11. Jainism (12%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (12%)
13. Sikhism (12%)
14. Orthodox Judaism (4%)
15. Reform Judaism (4%)
16. Bahá'í Faith (0%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (0%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (0%)
19. Eastern Orthodox (0%)
20. Islam (0%)
21. Jehovah's Witness (0%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (0%)
23. New Thought (0%)
24. Orthodox Quaker (0%)
25. Roman Catholic (0%)
26. Scientology (0%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (0%)


I like my results actually. They are me. Thank god I am 0% Mormon....All of my Mormon is gone...whew...

Bond I love your polls and stuff you find

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:54 pm
by _moksha
liz3564 wrote:Here are my results:

1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)
See, guys? I'm more Mormon than some of you give me credit for. I just have a strong liberal Christian slant. LOL ;)

Interesting quiz, Bond!

This could give Gaz and Coggins some whiplash! Maybe they could just peek at the numbers for safety sake. Of course, their LDS scores would be 110%.

Beliefnet has a number of forums for Mormons only, as well as a thriving Mormon Debate board.

Mormon Debate Board - http://www.beliefnet.com/boards/discussion_list.asp?boardID=5605

Mormon Issues Board - http://www.beliefnet.com/boards/discussion_list.asp?boardID=330

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:01 pm
by _Gazelam
I took this test over at the mad board where this same thread was, yep 100% Mormon. I go by the name Ahman there.

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:18 pm
by _The Dude
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
3. Nontheist (76%)
4. Liberal Quakers (75%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
6. Neo-Pagan (62%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (60%)
8. Taoism (51%)
9. New Age (48%)
10. Reform Judaism (40%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (37%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (35%)
13. Bahá'í Faith (30%)
14. Sikhism (30%)
15. Scientology (26%)
16. Jainism (26%)
17. New Thought (25%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (20%)
19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (17%)
20. Hinduism (17%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (16%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (13%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (10%)
24. Islam (10%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (10%)
26. Roman Catholic (10%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (5%)