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I think it was why me who said that some of us who were polite on MADB are now showing our true colors. In the spirit of honesty, I want to share who I really am with you.

Top Ten Things You Don't Know About Me

10. In high school, I was voted "most likely to become one of Satan's minions."
9. I own my own portable rameumptom.
8. My mother tells me that my first words were, "I summon thee, O Prince of Darkness."
7. My middle name is Korihor.
6. I haven't been able to attend the temple in 4 years because there's this mysterious army of stripling warriors surrounding the temple (which no one else can see for some reason); I've had to hang out at the Starbucks across the street.
5. Boyd K. Packer's talk to the all-church coordinating council originally named an additional "threat" to the church: me.
4. I'm the one who talked the Rolling Stones into working for the devil.
3. I'm part of the Satanic wing of the Republican Party.
2. Pahoran is my sockpuppet.
1. I carved "Hamblin is Beavis" on a pillar at the Wilkinson Center.

2. Pahoran is my sockpuppet.

So, Runtu is the nicer personality? Can you summon Kemara or does it take a trigger event to bring him out? What if I said the word, "Race"? Are you there now Kemara?

moksha wrote:

2. Pahoran is my sockpuppet.

So, Runtu is the nicer personality? Can you summon Kemara or does it take a trigger event to bring him out? What if I said the word, "Race"? Are you there now Kemara?

I knew it! You couldn't have even a civil conversation without bigotry and race-baiting. For shame!

Everyone knows Kemara and Pahoran are not the same person. ;-)

Top Ten Things You Don't Know About Me

10. In high school, I was voted "most likely to become one of Satan's minions."
9. I own my own portable rameumptom.
8. My mother tells me that my first words were, "I summon thee, O Prince of Darkness."
7. My middle name is Korihor.
6. I haven't been able to attend the temple in 4 years because there's this mysterious army of stripling warriors surrounding the temple (which no one else can see for some reason); I've had to hang out at the Starbucks across the street.
5. Boyd K. Packer's talk to the all-church coordinating council originally named an additional "threat" to the church: me.
4. I'm the one who talked the Rolling Stones into working for the devil.
3. I'm part of the Satanic wing of the Republican Party.
2. Pahoran is my sockpuppet.
1. I carved "Hamblin is Beavis" on a pillar at the Wilkinson Center.

So do you feel physical pain every time I raise my right arm to the square? lol

bcspace wrote:So do you feel physical pain every time I raise my right arm to the square? lol

So that's why I have this random urge to snap branches off trees and slink away indignantly. ;-)

Runtu wrote:

bcspace wrote:So do you feel physical pain every time I raise my right arm to the square? lol

So that's why I have this random urge to snap branches off trees and slink away indignantly. ;-)

ROTFL. Man, it's sad that I still remember that scene.

Snapping branches and slinking away.... I second that ROFL!

The Dude wrote:Snapping branches and slinking away.... I second that ROFL!

Hmmm. I wonder if that joke put me over the edge into the Outer Darkness crowd. Ten bucks says someone on MADB will now say we're mocking sacred ordinances. Sigh.

Runtu wrote:I think it was why me who said that some of us who were polite on MADB are now showing our true colors.

I don't think Whyme was referring to you(not sure who exactly he was referring too)--you were polite on MADB and you are polite here as well.

Alter Idem wrote:

Runtu wrote:I think it was why me who said that some of us who were polite on MADB are now showing our true colors.

I don't think Whyme was referring to you(not sure who exactly he was referring too)--you were polite on MADB and you are polite here as well.

Why, thank you. I've been trying my best.