Licking Cupcakes

Post by **_Coggins7** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:01 am

Well, I'm licking cupcakes, check it and see
For strength of youth and Mormon morality
Don't want no girl whose been shaken and stirred
I lick cupcakes, I lick cupcakes

You don't have to go to church, just don't take that moral lurch
into unchastity.
You got sugar and spice, but you better think twice
before you say your a Mormon all the way

Now you've been 'round the block, your Temple recommend is on the rocks
Your cupcake's stale, Now you'll be toast for any worthy male

Well, I'm licking cupcakes, check it and see
For strength of youth and Mormon morality
Don't want no girl whose been shaken and stirred
I lick cupcakes, I like cupcakes

If you tease your hair, then my Bishop wouldn't care
If I told you goodbye
You're a cupcake so fine, but out of spiritual line
Tell me, do you pay tithing, or do you buy finery?

Do you pray at night, I need a cupcake that will do me right
Can you understand, I don't want cupcakes licked by heathen man

That's why I'm, licking cupcakes, check it and see
For strength of youth and Mormon morality
Don't want no girl whose been shaken and stirred
I lick cupcakes, I lick cupcakes

Now I didn't see, the birth control pill that was meant for me
Cupcake please, those birth control pills only make you sneeze

Well, I'm licking cupcakes, check it and see
For strength of youth and Mormon morality
Don't want no girl whose been shaken and stirred
I lick cupcakes, I like cupcakes

Licked cupcake, all over town
Licked cupcake, there's no wedding gown
Licked cupcake, now you on your way down
Licked cupcake, the word's goin' round
Licked cupcake, your disfellowshipped
Licked cupcake, your future is whipped
Licked cupcake, you'll never be sealed
Licked cupcake, your a second hand deal

Words and lyrics by Wile E. Coyote.

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:02 am

Hot Blooded, Foreigner?

Post by **_Coggins7** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:05 am

Correct. It seemed right for the subject matter.

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:15 am

Coggins7 wrote:Correct. It seemed right for the subject matter.

Certainly better than "Cold As Ice". Would "Urgent" be a good song for a teenage sex seminar?

Post by **_Coggins7** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:15 am

Indubitably.

Post by **_Sethbag** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:53 am

Man, I have all this stuff in my iTunes. "Waiting for a Girl Like You" was actually one of my favorite songs in the late 80s. I'd play it on tapes I had in my dorm room while excercising. Always had to look around and make sure nobody heard the "when we make love it's understood" line, of course. Couldn't have that smut going on in the Lord's very own freshman dorms.

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:58 am

Sethbag wrote:Man, I have all this stuff in my iTunes. "Waiting for a Girl Like You" was actually one of my favorite songs in the late 80s. I'd play it on tapes I had in my dorm room while excercising. Always had to look around and make sure nobody heard the "when we make love it's understood" line, of course. Couldn't have that smut going on in the Lord's very own freshman dorms.

I couldn't ever go to BYU just because of the music rules. There's no way in hell I could go without my classic rock for a semester.

Post by **_asbestosman** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:23 am

Hey Coggins, can you redo the lyrics to this song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLdrn4Q15os

Whenever I read the title of that thread or this one, I'm always reminded of this diabeties-inducing sugary song.

Post by **_asbestosman** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:25 am

Bond...James Bond wrote:I couldn't ever go to BYU just because of the music rules. There's no way in hell I could go without my classic rock for a semester.

What music rules? I wasn't aware of any when I was there some 3 years ago.

Post by **_Coggins7** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:32 am

By the time I was old enough to have gone to BYU, I had junked the vast majority of my rock music (all but three or four) and was listening primarily to Jazz Fusion, Straight Ahead, experimental Jazz, and classical. There would have been little problem for me there.