Congratulations to COGGINS7 for achieving godhood!

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_Dr. Shades
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Congratulations to COGGINS7 for achieving godhood!

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On Thursday, May 03, 2007 at 8:30 a.m. Mountain Standard Time, our very own Coggins7 worked out his salvation and was awarded with his crown of Exaltation.

Regardless of Coggins7's other contributions, he's living proof that there's no favoritism here on MormonDiscussions.com. I.e., he's more than proven that believing Mormons are just as free as anyone else to come here and say whatever it is they have in mind.

So much for this being an anti-Mormon board.

If anyone has anything nice to say about Loran, a.k.a. Coggins7, now is the time and this is the place to do so.

Well, Loran? SPEECH!! SPEECH!!
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Re: Congratulations to COGGINS7 for achieving godhood!

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Dr. Shades wrote:On Thursday, May 03, 2007 at 8:30 a.m. Mountain Standard Time, our very own Coggins7 worked out his salvation and was awarded with his crown of Exaltation.

Regardless of Coggins7's other contributions, he's living proof that there's no favoritism here on MormonDiscussions.com. I.e., he's more than proven that believing Mormons are just as free as anyone else to come here and say whatever it is they have in mind.

So much for this being an anti-Mormon board.

If anyone has anything nice to say about Loran, a.k.a. Coggins7, now is the time and this is the place to do so.

Well, Loran? SPEECH!! SPEECH!!


Wow

He takes a licking and keeps on kicking.
And crawling on the planet's face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time
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Post by _moksha »

Congratulations Loran on achieving Godhood at Mormon Discussions.
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

Dear Dr. Shades,

You gotta bump the post number up for Godhood to like 5,000 or so man. It's getting really crowded here at Shady Acres Memorial Retirement Village. It was alright until you made me room with Scratch so that Cogs could have his own room. Honestly he should change his name to Mister Snores-All-Freaking-Night. And my nextdoor neighbors (Liz, Beastie, harmony, and Jersey Girl) are up every night doing tequila shots and playing Operation. Liz and Jersey Girl keep inviting guys over to play twister....and damnit they never invite me. WTF? Please increase the Godhood level to a higher number. The living conditions are unbearable.

Sincerely,

Bond...James Bond

PS: OH, Congrats Cogs!!! :o)
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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Post by _Yoda »

Bond...James Bond wrote:Dear Dr. Shades,

You gotta bump the post number up for Godhood to like 5,000 or so man. It's getting really crowded here at Shady Acres Memorial Retirement Village. It was alright until you made me room with Scratch so that Cogs could have his own room. Honestly he should change his name to Mister Snores-All-Freaking-Night. And my nextdoor neighbors (Liz, Beastie, harmony, and Jersey Girl) are up every night doing tequila shots and playing Operation. Liz and Jersey Girl keep inviting guys over to play twister....and damnit they never invite me. WTF? Please increase the Godhood level to a higher number. The living conditions are unbearable.

Sincerely,

Bond...James Bond

PS: OH, Congrats Cogs!!! :o)


We're having a private party tonight, Bond, and you're invited. ;) Oh, and by the way...we've moved your stuff. Jersey Girl and I are your new roommates! ;)

Dearest Cog---

We've had our differences, but you're still a sweetheart, even if you don't want anyone to think you are. ;)

Glad you're on the board! Congrats!

*cyber hugs*

Liz
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Post by _Runtu »

Congratulations, Coggins. This place would not be the same without you. I'm glad you hang out with us evildoers.
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Post by _Blixa »

By all means let's hear a speech....
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Post by _Mister Scratch »

Bond...James Bond wrote:Dear Dr. Shades,

You gotta bump the post number up for Godhood to like 5,000 or so man.


I would like to second this suggestion. Perhaps re-set the designations or something? It is always nice to have something to "work towards". ; )
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Post by _Runtu »

Mister Scratch wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:Dear Dr. Shades,

You gotta bump the post number up for Godhood to like 5,000 or so man.


I would like to second this suggestion. Perhaps re-set the designations or something? It is always nice to have something to "work towards". ; )


How about Exalted Being?
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Post by _Who Knows »

Maybe you can start adding wives, or planets, or something like that?
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Will Schryver: "No, he didn’t." 3/19/08
Still waiting for Will to back this up...
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