The Phenomenon of Porter Rockwell

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The Phenomenon of Porter Rockwell

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Why does Porter Rockwell stir up so many giddy smiles and "funny" stories whenever he is discussed among Mormons?

In my experience he is seen as just another Mormon "doing what he could for god". The man was scum, a sociopath determined to kill anyone who stood in Josephs way. Why is it that this thug is held in such high regard with Mormons?
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Re: The Phenomenon of Porter Rockwell

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Mercury wrote:Why does Porter Rockwell stir up so many giddy smiles and "funny" stories whenever he is discussed among Mormons?

In my experience he is seen as just another Mormon "doing what he could for god". The man was scum, a sociopath determined to kill anyone who stood in Josephs way. Why is it that this thug is held in such high regard with Mormons?


Because he is not portrayed as a sociopath, a thug, scum determined to kill anyone in Joseph's way.
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Re: The Phenomenon of Porter Rockwell

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harmony wrote:
Mercury wrote:Why is it that this thug is held in such high regard with Mormons?


Because he is not portrayed as a sociopath, a thug, scum determined to kill anyone in Joseph's way.


Thanks, Harmony. Great.

I'll add that to my 1001 ways for milk to shoot out my nose. I totally didn't expect that.
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Hmm. Maybe you're just not a very good reader of Harmony's posts. Porter was a thug and a sociopath.

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rcrocket wrote:Porter was a thug and a sociopath.
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He was a rough man but don't leave out the history of his generosity.
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Re: The Phenomenon of Porter Rockwell

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Mercury wrote:In my experience he is seen as just another Mormon "doing what he could for god". The man was scum, a sociopath determined to kill anyone who stood in Josephs way. Why is it that this thug is held in such high regard with Mormons?



Probably from the same reason people love comic books characters like the Punisher, Merc. Frank Castle was a sociopath determined to kill anyoen he thought as being unlawful, but people love it.

Think of Rockwell as a lamer, not nearly as well armed Mormon version of the Punisher. The "Mormonisher" if you will...
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Re: The Phenomenon of Porter Rockwell

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Mercury wrote:Why is it that this thug is held in such high regard with Mormons?


Everyone loves the bad boy. Freddy Kreuger didn't do one nice thing throughout 8 movies, and he probably still gets fan mail from women asking him to father their children.
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Re: The Phenomenon of Porter Rockwell

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Mercury wrote:Why does Porter Rockwell stir up so many giddy smiles and "funny" stories whenever he is discussed among Mormons?

In my experience he is seen as just another Mormon "doing what he could for god". The man was scum, a sociopath determined to kill anyone who stood in Josephs way. Why is it that this thug is held in such high regard with Mormons?


He fills a role, mythical or not, of the latent desire we all have for preceived righteous vengence. Porter was a good killer at times and it is percieved that he was on the food guys side when he killed.
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Post by _Blixa »

Wild West Adventure Stories and Eccentric Characters would be my answer. He's got that Samson-style long hair blessing which makes him all mysteriouso.

I'm working on Murder Ballads at the moment (for a project unrelated to Mormonism, an academic book of essays about the singer, muscian, writer and filmmaker, Nick Cave) and I've run across a nice ballad about Porter Rockwell. Whether or not its technically a "murder ballad" depends on how stringently you draw up the genre, but I found it interesting. If anyone's interested I'll look it up in my notes after I've had my coffee and post the lyrics.
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