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Sure enough, the time has come yet again that I need another pair of eyes and ears in order to keep up with this board. Therefore, please welcome Bond...James Bond as our newest moderator!

Make no mistake: There are plenty of you who would make fine moderators. So why did I choose Bond...James Bond? Simple: He volunteered.

I'm sure that Bond...James Bond has impressed all of you, as he has me, as someone who can be fair to both sides and is congenial enough to get along with anyone without unduly ruffling feathers. Also, I've since made the decision to only hire moderators who have achieved Godhood, since those people have clearly demonstrated their interest in the success of this message board.

To recap, there are now five people who have moderatorial privileges here, only three of which you'll likely ever deal with:

• Keene. He's our technical guru and the legal owner of this site. He rarely participates directly, mostly working on technical stuff behind the scenes.
• Negative. He's my tutor for all board issues. His life has taken a turn such that we'll rarely see him post anymore. He does, however, help me out whenever I need it.
• Liz3564.
• Bond...James Bond.
• Dr. Shades. (Yours truly.) The founder and original visionary of this site. If you have a problem with any moderatorial decision or action by the aforementioned two, come to me. If you have a problem with something I do, go to Keene. This way, there's a "court of appeals" to avoid any semblance of moderatorial dictatorship.

There you have it--a list of all the moderators and their identities. It's all perfectly upfront; no sock-puppet moderators anywhere.

Once again, please welcome Bond...James Bond as our newest moderator!

No sock-puppetry? I call "shenanigans"!

Bond....James Bond is clearly Keene in disguise. And Liz? I can see Shades' posting style as clear as day.

:P

Congratulations to the new moderator. I think I'm going to be giving you a workout.

What?! You hired a spy to spy on us?!

I sure hope he's the spy who loved me. And I hope he's brave enough to do his job well and be Dr. No. I mean, you’ve got to have thunderballs to do this job. I wouldn't want to have to call him an octopussy.

Gratz, man.

Wait, does this mean he's licensed to kill the living daylights out of our posts?

Some Schmo wrote:Wait, does this mean he's licensed to kill the living daylights out of our posts?

Only if he has a view to a kill.

What I want to know is how he's going to manage to moderate while simultaneously holding up his finger at Wade?

If we misbehave will we be be shaken or stirred?

Runtu wrote:What I want to know is how he's going to manage to moderate while simultaneously holding up his finger at Wade?

I'll send pictures runtu, it's quite a spectacle.

And yes I have been elected High Moderation errr.....Moderator Man. Thanks to all of you who sent cash rewards/bribes....you shall be rewarded. The rest of you...........beware! *Evil Laugh**


[Mod Note=PS: I'd like to thank everyone for taking the time to delete a couple extra quote windows today....keep it up peoples!-Bond]

Bond...James Bond wrote:

Runtu wrote:What I want to know is how he's going to manage to moderate while simultaneously holding up his finger at Wade?

I'll send pictures runtu, it's quite a spectacle.

And yes I have been elected High Moderation errr.....Moderator Man. Thanks to all of you who sent cash rewards/bribes....you shall be rewarded. The rest of you...........beware! *Evil Laugh**


[Mod Note=PS: I'd like to thank everyone for taking the time to delete a couple extra quote windows today....keep it up peoples!-Bond]

Mod Note= Just remember, Bond, the shock collar is still in place if you get too out of hand with your new power. - Liz

Congratulations Bond, you'll do great, I'm sure. It's wonderful to see the board busy enough that it needs another mod:)