Batten the Hatches!

[_Mercury]

Tighten the sails and prepare for stormy weather folks. I have been assigned a Home Teacher.

Nicks a nice enough guy but after my encounter with the stake president I'm feeling my oats. So, this will be my first home teacher in my two years of being uninvolved with the church. I am a little giddy actually.

Any advice?

[_Coggins7]

Grow up.

[_moksha]

If he is in your neighborhood, it would be wise to not be offensive to him.

[_Polygamy Porter]

Tighten the sails and prepare for stormy weather folks. I have been assigned a Home Teacher.

Nicks a nice enough guy but after my encounter with the stake president I'm feeling my oats. So, this will be my first home teacher in my two years of being uninvolved with the church. I am a little giddy actually.

Any advice?

Sweet jesus!

I had the same sitch about a year ago.

I told the bishie and EQ idiot to keep their minions away from my home.

The complied for a while but decided it was time to send in a spy, so they assigned HTs.

I was right up front with them and told them I no longer believed in Joseph Smith et al and that this HT crap was senseless and I would not invite them in the next time.

Three months later another pair showed up and I did not let them in and told them to please leave my property. Needless to say, we had a lengthy discussion coated in truth.

I then emailed the EQ idiot and bishie and told them if they send any more minions over, the bishop might have two more apostasies on his hands..

So my suggestion is to be upfront. Ask them the following:

"If the church was not TRUE, would you want to know?"

After they fumble and futz over your frankness, tell them you wanted to know and you found out... that is was not "TRUE".

They are there for your amusement, and their enlightenment,

-PP

Enjoy!

[_Polygamy Porter]

Grow up.

It is his house, their time, his amusement. The are human spam.

[_Polygamy Porter]

If he is in your neighborhood, it would be wise to not be offensive to him.

Why?
Being a "known inactive", he is already an outcast if he lives in a Mormon neighborhood.

[_Mercury]

Grow up.

Said by someone who was trapped in a paper bag during an unfortunate debating incident.

[_Mercury]

They are there for your amusement, and their enlightenment,

Exactly. I'm thinking of getting liquored up beforehand

Tee hee!

[_Mercury]

If he is in your neighborhood, it would be wise to not be offensive to him.

Nope, hes not. Why? Should I be offensive to him even though he is not in my neighborhood?

I am going to be as frank as possible.

[_Polygamy Porter]

Grow up.

Said by someone who was trapped in a paper bag during an unfortunate debating incident.

Funny that you mention a paper bag and Coggins.... as in a brown paper bag...

What are we drinking tonight Coggzilla?