A Mormon in The Whitehouse?

[_Mercury]

OK folks, Romney is now a footnote in the earliest election media circle jerk ever. Its official, Fred Thompson, Ron Paul and others are gettting more and more attention. But my point is a slight diversion from romney but yet it is so pertinant to the Romney discussion.

Orrin Hatch pulled this stunt and did not get past the early playoffs. Its game time and romney, in this climate of big media, is getting the [expletive deleted] stomped.

Soon Fred, while laughing and smoking a cigar will tell Romney hes got no BS left in him and we will see the Mormon candidate dragging his already dead carcass to the straw poll debates, the early primaries and maybe the Republican playoffs, the precursor to the world championship.

Hmm...did someone let a washout through spring training? We don't know, as the lines between media and a candidates press release and speeches blur. Also see staff opinions, public memos, social function attendance, political action, staff realignment, ski trip and golf outing as fodder to feed the 24 hour masturbathon that is the media.

what we have here is buzz overkill, the evil cousin of the buzkill, closely related, ironically to Mormons.

Media are abuzz over the pretty cantidate with that weird religion. See Tom Cruise for a parallel. And in the end everyone hates Tom Cruise. So, while not advocating the validity of the next statement, Romney will be rejected early to mid playoff season, in a TOTAL paradigm shift, the "shock and awe treatment given to Romney will throw his campaign into total persecution mode as the left AND the right will be hitting him from all sides.

We might see magic underwear at the small whackjob protests that sprout up like mushrooms, spreading psyllocybin to the press as they go nuts, ejaculating the camera light on the faces of those who oppose a strong candidate. When revealing the scope of a comitted Mormons weekly life, it is funny to think that if he is elected, will we have to put up with 4 years of news concerning Mitts trips to the temple while abroad?

Will there be a special secret service member appointed (lets cal him Dan, or Ite, as his nickname will likely be (i gotta bring the funny) to watch over mitts garments stashed away on air force one? And seriously what exactly will happen when the campaign contributions start to mature and the loan comes due?

The help mitt will give to his social group will be subtle. Were paralyzed with buzz overkill, centered around crappy news. Mitt is the highlight of this form of news. Funding has been spent on mitt, earnings looked good but he has a problem. He has tapped his wellspring. It was small but they moved in lockstep, opening their pocketbooks to the Romney campaign. Will he have enough political capital through HR? His campaigns strategy for recruitment? the church network and social circles. also known as amateurs, pedophiles and starry eyed RM's. What were they told? they get to keep ten percent of the earnings they pull in for the campaign. They are paid nothing to perform this task. In other words, yes its a confidence game where he is able to steal the most valuable commodity a person has: their time.

So put away your banners. This contest is now not about who will run against the democratic cantidate. This is about who will lose to Hillary or Obama.

My vote? Its with the Libertarians, a protest to the sick depraved nature of this foul year of our lord, 2007.