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I had 3 BM's today I must be going in the right direction
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:53 pm
by _evolving
I have spent my fair share of time reading posts on Book of Mormon "proofs" - I love the latest apologetic trend toward parallel-o-mania, and Hebraic variable insert random vowel hre, hare, hr, hor, hore, or here.
I had some bad tex-mex last night, and today has been an active day for me with the porcelain throne, all three times I looked before I flushed, and I felt very very good, even peaceful once I was completed.
If I were writing a med chart it would read "3BM+result"
using the best LDS apologetic methodology. I read the Book of Mormon three times today, and I felt the influence of the Holy Ghost each time. yep I am in good shape.
---or possibly--
'm gld th brn clmps r ff nd cn s pc f crp fr wht t s.
translation - I'm glad the brain clamps are off and I can see a piece of crap for what it is.
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:57 pm
by _Doctor Steuss
Jer. 4: 19
My bowels, my bowels! I am pained at my very heart; my heart maketh a noise in me; I cannot hold my peace, because thou hast heard, O my soul, the sound of the trumpet, the alarm of war.
Re: I had 3 BM's today I must be going in the right directio
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:07 pm
by _Lucretia MacEvil
evolving wrote:I have spent my fair share of time reading posts on Book of Mormon "proofs" - I love the latest apologetic trend toward parallel-o-mania, and Hebraic variable insert random vowel hre, hare, hr, hor, hore, or here.
I had some bad tex-mex last night, and today has been an active day for me with the porcelain throne, all three times I looked before I flushed, and I felt very very good, even peaceful once I was completed.
If I were writing a med chart it would read "3BM+result"
using the best LDS apologetic methodology. I read the Book of Mormon three times today, and I felt the influence of the Holy Ghost each time. yep I am in good shape.
---or possibly--
'm gld th brn clmps r ff nd cn s pc f crp fr wht t s.
translation - I'm glad the brain clamps are off and I can see a piece of crap for what it is.
Welcome to the board. Do you know what TMI means?
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:24 pm
by _evolving
Welcome to the board. Do you know what TMI means?
thanks for the welcome - and Sorry I tried to keep it as PG-14 as possible - my pre-edited version was a bit more descriptive.
Re: I had 3 BM's today I must be going in the right directio
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:50 pm
by _silentkid
evolving wrote:I have spent my fair share of time reading posts on Book of Mormon "proofs" - I love the latest apologetic trend toward parallel-o-mania, and Hebraic variable insert random vowel hre, hare, hr, hor, hore, or here.
It took me a few minutes. I think I get it now. Book of Mormon=BM based on the "Hebraic variable insert random vowel" thing. This is pretty good. Welcome to the board.
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 9:53 am
by _gramps
Nice intro post!
Welcome to the board. You should fit right in.
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:48 pm
by _beastie
Yes, I agree, very well done. Clever.
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:25 pm
by _Polygamy Porter
Did you use the pages from the Book of Mormon as toilet paper?