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Bednar should not do video testiphonies for LDS Inc
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:59 am
by _Polygamy Porter
That guy is a friggin SQUARE. The only way you can tell he is not dead is that his mouth is moving.
Check out his totally canned testiphony about the preisthood which appears to play at a visitors center?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_OElBrtQGQ
"I declare my
apostolic witness that god lives and the Jesus is the Christ..."
Oh man! What a NERD.
He really needs to bone up on the public speaking courses.
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:06 am
by _Polygamy Porter
Oy, I cannot decide who is worse, him or the blockhead German Uberdork:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHJTO3Z6r8k
It just comes across as a sales pitch.
The idiots are obviously in charge at the COB PR department.
While the testiponies may give the TBMs a rise, it will turn the stomach of viewing nevermos.
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:07 am
by _Chad (Swedeboy) Spjut
He can't help it. The Mormon drone way of speaking is what is required for certain folks at certain levels of a certain church.
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:01 pm
by _The Nehor
There is nothing wrong with his voice or what he said. Why do you hate him so much?
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:49 pm
by _silentkid
Bednar's hair kind of bothers me. It's like a hair helmet, perfectly in place.
Didier's hair is even more creepy. We used to call him Combover Dracula.
Or...
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:53 pm
by _Blixa
That's an impressive gallery.
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:47 pm
by _silentkid
Blixa wrote:That's an impressive gallery.
Yes, it is. Could you imagine having those poster-sized and hanging on your wall? Oooh. That's a great gift idea for my LDS family and friends.
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:50 pm
by _Mercury
The Nehor wrote:There is nothing wrong with his voice or what he said. Why do you hate him so much?
I can't speak for port but me personally the tool claims he knows these things with nothing credible.
No, indigestion is not a way to know.
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:01 pm
by _Blixa
silentkid wrote:Blixa wrote:That's an impressive gallery.
Yes, it is. Could you imagine having those poster-sized and hanging on your wall? Oooh. That's a great gift idea for my LDS family and friends.
The middle one is especially unfortunate. Poor guy, it actually makes me sympathetic. Where's LDS Inc.'s PR stylists when you need them?
Re: Bednar should not do video testiphonies for LDS Inc
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:20 pm
by _David A. Bednar
Polygamy Porter wrote:That guy is a friggin SQUARE. The only way you can tell he is not dead is that his mouth is moving.
Check out his totally canned testiphony about the preisthood which appears to play at a visitors center?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_OElBrtQGQ"I declare my
apostolic witness that god lives and the Jesus is the Christ..."
Oh man! What a NERD.
He really needs to bone up on the public speaking courses.
My dear brother Porter,
I am saddened by your constant, unending harrassment and mocking of the Lord's annointed. Truely, as we can so evidently witness from your behavior recently, we are in the final days before the Savior returns and burns away the unrighteous.
You, my wavering brother, are doing precious little to prepare for that fateful day. Who offended you? You of all brethren should know that the church is perfect, but the members are not. Forgive and forget those who have offended you and come back to your home, brother.
And, yes, brother I do have an apostolic witness that your whining and moaning can never Trump. We love you and pray for you, Porter, and look forward to that day when you desire to come back, go through the temple and live His commandments.
As always, faithfully, in or out of the harness,
Your brother,
Elder David A. Bednar