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"Mysterious" Parallels between CKSalmon and CaliforniaKid

1. Both recently posted pictures with manly facial hair.
2. Both are named Chris.
3. Both have last names that begin with the letter "S".
4. Both have girly middle names (Carroll and Kelly).
5. Both go by CK on the forums.
6. Both have an unhealthy interest in studying Mormonism, despite being never-Mos.
7. Both are from an evangelical background.
8. Both have animal associations (my avatar's a chimp and his last name's a fish).
9. Both are eminently reasonable and amiable fellows.
10. Both have absurd collections of spliced images on their photobucket accounts.
11. Both are stoners in Bond's movie theater parodies.

You may now all ejaculate, "How could Joseph have known?" and "How could all this be just coincidence?"

Proceed.

-CK

Ohhh wait, there is more...

1. Both recently posted pictures with manly facial hair.

I have hair on my head.

2. Both are named Chris.

I know several people with this name.

3. Both have last names that begin with the letter "S".

I have an S in my last name.

4. Both have girly middle names (Carroll and Kelly).

I have a girly first name.

5. Both go by CK on the forums.

I once, almost could have been a candidate to the CK.

6. Both have an unhealthy interest in studying Mormonism, despite being never-Mos.

I have an interest in Mormonism... and I have relatives who are never-mos.

7. Both are from an evangelical background.

I had a great, great, great, great aunt who was baptist.

8. Both have animal associations (my avatar's a chimp and his last name's a fish).

There are animals in my avatar you just can't see them. They are hiding in the grass.

9. Both are eminently reasonable and amiable fellows.

I'm reasonable and amiable too!

10. Both have absurd collections of spliced images on their photobucket accounts.

I have a photobucket account.

11. Both are stoners in Bond's movie theater parodies.

I've watched Bond movies.

Hmmm.... something really weird going on here!

;-)

~dancer~

CaliforniaKid wrote:11. Both are stoners in Bond's movie theater parodies.

Funny you should mention this.....another one's almost finito. And yes you guys once again are suffering from Reefer Madness.

Edit: It's posted to the top of my Blog if anyone cares.

truth dancer wrote:Hmmm.... something really weird going on here!

Thanks for posting that amazing research, Truthdancer! And the apologists say all the discovering has been done... ha! Their case comes crashing down yet again!

Damn the posers!


1. Both recently posted pictures with manly facial hair.

*I* posted pictures you fakes!

2. Both are named Chris.

My nephew's name is Chris! You're posing as my family member and now everyone knows it! How stupidly you fall into my trap!

3. Both have last names that begin with the letter "S".

My last name begins with the next and more true letter "T"! "T" is the fulness of the alphabet!!! "S" we only accept "S" insofar as it is translated correctly! Jerks!

4. Both have girly middle names (Carroll and Kelly).

I have a non-girly middle name so NYAH!!

5. Both go by CK on the forums.

CFR you sock puppets!!!

6. Both have an unhealthy interest in studying Mormonism, despite being never-Mos.

NO, *MY* non-never mo interest in studying Mormonism is FAR more unhealthier than either of yours! This was proven years ago! Why do you insist on bringing it up as if it weren't already proven?

7. Both are from an evangelical background.

You frauds! Everyone knows it's ME who is from an evangelical background!

8. Both have animal associations (my avatar's a chimp and his last name's a fish).

And I have a beach which represents Nauvoo! You see! When Joseph visited Jersey and named Seabright "Nauvoo" he got it right! If you people would just do the reading you'd see but it's just easier for you holier than thou EV posers to gloat, isn't it?

9. Both are eminently reasonable and amiable fellows.

That's just a smoke screen, admit it you hypocrites! We all know that deep down you're both seething!

10. Both have absurd collections of spliced images on their photobucket accounts.

I have a bucket from Wal Mart!

11. Both are stoners in Bond's movie theater parodies.

And I am LSD! My drug beat your drugs simpletons! Take your atrocity tale someplace else!

Pseudo Dunamis: Move along, LSD! Beat it or be banned!

How could Joseph have known? He was just an unschooled farmboy!

"The Church is safe once again."

CaliforniaKid wrote:

truth dancer wrote:Hmmm.... something really weird going on here!

Thanks for posting that amazing research, Truthdancer! And the apologists say all the discovering has been done... ha! Their case comes crashing down yet again!

The more correct translation: CK's been working over time on MAD.

CaliforniaKid wrote:You may now all ejaculate, "How could Joseph have known?" and "How could all this be just coincidence?"

In a circle?

Jersey Girl wrote:The more correct translation: CK's been working over time on MAD.

The still more correct translation: CK has altogether too much time on his hands.

Both have hidden man-crushes for Doctor Steuss...