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Bruthas and sistas, I'd like to introduce Palmyra Porter!!
Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:34 am
by _Polygamy Porter
My brother!!
He was quite the TBM, and was even a stellar saleman for LDS Inc in the NY Rochester mission...
But now he is out with his wife and kids!
Welcome to the insane asylum brother!
Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 5:37 pm
by _barrelomonkeys
Hello PP and welcome.
Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 6:02 pm
by _Blixa
Does this mean we're in for a spate of "palm" jokes from Paul O in the lower kingdom?
(hope not. Hi, palmyra, hope to hear interesting things from you!)
Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:24 pm
by _Yoda
Welcome to the board, Palmyra!
:)
According to your brother, I'm the token Jack Mormon of the board.
;)
I hope you enjoy posting here. I'm also one of the Moderators, so if you have any questions, please feel free to PM me.
Liz
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 12:36 am
by _Polygamy Porter
liz3564 wrote:Welcome to the board, Palmyra!
:)
According to your brother, I'm the token Jack Mormon of the board.
;)
I hope you enjoy posting here. I'm also one of the Moderators, so if you have any questions, please feel free to PM me.
Liz
Hardly!
My calling you a jackmo is according to the man that you believe talks with god.
I did not come up with the rules.
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:15 am
by _Jersey Girl
Ya know...when I saw a post by Palmyra Porter, I thought you were playing with us, PP. So now there are two of you? That's gonna throw off the universe around here!
Welcome Palmyra! I'm a no-nothing neverMo!
And a
Jersey Girl
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:46 am
by _Bond...James Bond
OMG>>>>there's another one?!?!?! Holy Hell!!
Is Mrs. Polygamy Porter going to start posting as Pollyanna Porter?
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:49 am
by _Jersey Girl
Read the Palmyra post, Bond! I thought it was Polygamy Porter! We're in it up to our eyeballs now!
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:51 am
by _Polygamy Porter
Jersey Girl wrote:Read the Palmyra post, Bond! I thought it was Polygamy Porter! We're in it up to our eyeballs now!
Fear not, he is not as bold as I am when engaging the mindless Mormons.
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:53 am
by _Jersey Girl
Make it stop!!! We'll reach critical Porter mass and the earth will rotate right off it's axis!