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Celestial Sex Anyone ??
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:05 pm
by _evolving
Inspired by the Noah’s ark time calculation thread a few days ago, and the recent Horus-min phallus comments today. I thought it would be fun to calculate the total coitus time one man could expect creating his own spirit family.
From the best extrapolations I could dig up. to date(2007) there have been roughly 80 billion people on the earth. (added 1/3 pre-existent)
From personal experience only, I have to use the estimate of 5 minutes per coitus session.
80B*5min=400B minutes of coitus.
1440 minutes per day – 277,777,778 minutes of coitus
10080 minutes per week – 39,682,540 weeks of coitus
43800 minutes per month – 9,132,420 months of coitus
525600 minutes per year -- 761,035 years of coitus
761,035 years of sex -- I better get my ass back to church.
~evolving
edited to fix math errors - and added the 1/3 I left out--
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:06 pm
by _The Nehor
Only 5 minutes?
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:11 pm
by _truth dancer
OK... a couple of things!
First, FIVE minutes?
Remember that the wives are sharing so who knows how often their turn comes around? Once ever hundred years? Thousand years? I'm hoping they would get more than five minutes!
;-)
Secondly, your 60 billion figure is a good estimate for humans on the earth, but remember this is only 2/3 of the spirits who were created. (Unless we go with the mysterious third part meaning something else completely).
Just thinking with ya... :-)
~dancer~
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:19 pm
by _evolving
truth dancer wrote:OK... a couple of things!
First, FIVE minutes?
Remember that the wives are sharing so who knows how often their turn comes around? Once ever hundred years? Thousand years? I'm hoping they would get more than five minutes!
;-)
Secondly, your 60 billion figure is a good estimate for humans on the earth, but remember this is only 2/3 of the spirits who were created. (Unless we go with the mysterious third part meaning something else completely).
Just thinking with ya... :-)
~dancer~
Yes -- you are right the extra 1/3 how callous of me as a father-- that's a whopping 109,953 years, and I know the 5 minute thing was only an estimate. so lets say we double it to 10 minutes that moves us to 219,907 years -- now I really need to get back :)
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:25 pm
by _Who Knows
Check yo math bro. There's only 525,600 minutes per year.
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:46 pm
by _evolving
Who Knows wrote:Check yo math bro. There's only 525,600 minutes per year.
Thanks Who Knows - OP fixed. - that fix with a little foreplay will get me to the million years of sex I was hoping for..
now lets see: holding a myriad of mythical non-provable beliefs, and suspending all logical thought may not be all that bad after all.
~evolving
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:54 pm
by _moksha
truth dancer wrote:Remember that the wives are sharing so who knows how often their turn comes around? Once ever hundred years? Thousand years? I'm hoping they would get more than five minutes!
;-)
~dancer~
Hey, the Celestial Wives have a very busy schedule running the planets while the Celestial Hubby is doing his chore.
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:57 pm
by _Hoops
Do we really want to respond to anyone that admits to only 5 minutes?
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:34 pm
by _evolving
Hoops wrote:Do we really want to respond to anyone that admits to only 5 minutes?
now now be nice - this is not taking into consideration pre -or- post activities - just the actual event. now if you need to add another 15 or so minutes in your world you just added nearly 2 million years of sex - congratulations..!
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:57 pm
by _truth dancer
Well....
If I am a Goddess, (yeah right), and only able to be with my God husband for ten minutes every millennia or so, let me assure you I would create a little herb that would make my world fabulous! No need for sex at all... just a cup of my special brew and I'll be good to go! :-) I'm thinking six or seven cups a day ought to be good!
;-)
~dancer~