Page 1 of 2
Utah unveils new phallic state coin.
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:52 pm
by _Phaedrus Ut
http://www.sltrib.com/ci_7184603
I suspect that 1 spike with 2 trains might be a euphemism for polygamy.
Phaedrus
Re: Utah unveils new phallic state coin.
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:26 pm
by _Bond...James Bond
Or the two trains could be a euphemism for male homosexual love?
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:31 pm
by _The Nehor
I hate to point this out but just about anything can be made phallic.
On a COMPLETELY unrelated note a story used as part of a sex ed curriculum:
"Deep inside every man is a knight in shining armor, ready to rescue a maiden and slay a dragon. When a man feels trusted, he is free to be the strong, protecting man he longs to be.
"Imagine a knight traveling through the countryside. He hears a princess in distress and rushes gallantly to slay the dragon. The princess calls out, 'I think this noose will work better!' and throws him a rope. As she tells him how to use the noose, the knight obliges her and kills the dragon. Everyone is happy, except the knight, who doesn't feel like a hero. He is depressed and feels unsure of himself. He would have preferred to use his own sword.
"The knight goes on another trip. The princess reminds him to take the noose. The knight hears another maiden in distress. He remembers how he used to feel before he met the princess; with a surge of confidence, he slays the dragon with his sword. All the townspeople rejoice, and the knight is a hero. He never returned to the princess. Instead, he lived happily ever after in the village, and eventually married the maiden -- but only after making sure she knew nothing about nooses.
"Moral of the story: Occasional assistance may be all right, but too much will lessen a man's confidence or even turn him away from his princess."
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:46 pm
by _Coggins7
Does this kind of asininity ever reach an outer limit?
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:44 pm
by _Pokatator
Coggins7 wrote:Does this kind of asininity ever reach an outer limit?
Not with you around here.
Sometimes you're the bug,
Sometimes you're the windshield.
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:02 pm
by _karl61
two trains means each trip had a dual purpose: the same train that brought immigrants to utah took the men to federal prisons back east: that's the fact jack.
passengers to utah:
passengers from utah:
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:08 pm
by _Pokatator
passengers from utah:
Brigham should have been in that photo!
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:13 pm
by _karl61
Pokatator wrote:passengers from utah:
Brigham should have been in that photo!
he's the one taking the photo and saying - come on people, smile ;)
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:46 am
by _moksha
thestyleguy wrote:passengers from Utah:
Wasn't this picture at the old Utah State Prison in Sugarhouse, Utah?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:49 am
by _karl61
federal prisons are like LDS chapels - they all look the same (I think)