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Apologetics Wonderland

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:44 pm
by _Runtu
Apologetics Wonderland

FARMS review, have you read it?
Must be true, Nibley said it.
No horses or steel?
Don't worry, they're real
In an apologetics wonderland.

Gone away are the critics
They're so mean and pathetic
You can trust me
And my Ph.D.
In an apologetics wonderland.

We'll head off the antis with a strawman
And pretend that it's their argument
When they complain about it, we'll say aw, man.
We know better what you really meant.

Later on, we'll conspire,
Making sure Quinn's not hired.
He makes us afraid
And that's why we've stayed,
In an apologetics wonderland.

If that doesn't work, another strawman,
Who cares if we look like a bunch of clowns?
We'll have lots of fun with mister strawman,
We'll build another when this one's knocked down.

Parallels are so thrilling,
Though you know that you're shilling
No matter what's true, we'll stay here with you
In an apologetics wonderland.

Re: Apologetics Wonderland

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:48 pm
by _Bond...James Bond
Runtu wrote:Gone away are the critics
They're so mean and pathetic
You can trust me
And my Ph.D.
In an apologetics wonderland.


Not to mess with greatness (less I be bitch slapped) could "and my degree" be better than "and my Ph. D"?

Oh yeah? LMFAO.

Re: Apologetics Wonderland

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:53 pm
by _The Dude
Runtu wrote:We'll head off the antis with a strawman
And pretend that it's their argument
When they complain about it, we'll say aw, man.
We know better what you really meant.


Ho - ho - ho!

When the ward choir stands to sing this, can Charity step forward and do this part solo?

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:56 pm
by _KimberlyAnn
Fantastic, Runtu!

You so rock.

KA

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:02 pm
by _Some Schmo
Good stuff.

What about the virgin birth?
What's God's sperm really worth?
It seems to me
Done artificially
In an apologetics wonderland.

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:04 pm
by _Runtu
For the record, I'm not suggesting that there's some vast conspiracy to keep Mike Quinn unemployed. ;)

Re: Apologetics Wonderland

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:09 pm
by _Who Knows
The Dude wrote:Ho - ho - ho!


I think nowadays it's supposed to be "Ha - ha - ha!".

lol.

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:40 pm
by _Scottie
Genious!

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:52 pm
by _Imwashingmypirate
Runtu wrote:For the record, I'm not suggesting that there's some vast conspiracy to keep Mike Quinn unemployed. ;)


Who is Mike Quinn?

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:54 pm
by _Runtu
Imwashingmypirate wrote:
Runtu wrote:For the record, I'm not suggesting that there's some vast conspiracy to keep Mike Quinn unemployed. ;)


Who is Mike Quinn?


Michael Quinn