Apologetics Wonderland
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:44 pm
Apologetics Wonderland
FARMS review, have you read it?
Must be true, Nibley said it.
No horses or steel?
Don't worry, they're real
In an apologetics wonderland.
Gone away are the critics
They're so mean and pathetic
You can trust me
And my Ph.D.
In an apologetics wonderland.
We'll head off the antis with a strawman
And pretend that it's their argument
When they complain about it, we'll say aw, man.
We know better what you really meant.
Later on, we'll conspire,
Making sure Quinn's not hired.
He makes us afraid
And that's why we've stayed,
In an apologetics wonderland.
If that doesn't work, another strawman,
Who cares if we look like a bunch of clowns?
We'll have lots of fun with mister strawman,
We'll build another when this one's knocked down.
Parallels are so thrilling,
Though you know that you're shilling
No matter what's true, we'll stay here with you
In an apologetics wonderland.
FARMS review, have you read it?
Must be true, Nibley said it.
No horses or steel?
Don't worry, they're real
In an apologetics wonderland.
Gone away are the critics
They're so mean and pathetic
You can trust me
And my Ph.D.
In an apologetics wonderland.
We'll head off the antis with a strawman
And pretend that it's their argument
When they complain about it, we'll say aw, man.
We know better what you really meant.
Later on, we'll conspire,
Making sure Quinn's not hired.
He makes us afraid
And that's why we've stayed,
In an apologetics wonderland.
If that doesn't work, another strawman,
Who cares if we look like a bunch of clowns?
We'll have lots of fun with mister strawman,
We'll build another when this one's knocked down.
Parallels are so thrilling,
Though you know that you're shilling
No matter what's true, we'll stay here with you
In an apologetics wonderland.