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TO EVERYONE:

Folks, I just took a gander at Imwashingmypirate's weblog, which is here. HOLY COW, that thing is PURE GOLD!! That thing is JAM-PACKED with unintentional humor! (Sorry, Imwashingmypirate, but it's true).

Oh my freaking goodness, her weblog is an absolute MUST READ, and NO, I am NOT being sarcastic! Run--don't walk, RUN--over to her weblog and dig in! I've been sitting here almost dying from laughter.

IMWASHINGMYPIRATE:

I've been a bit terse with you in the past, and I fully apologize for that. I TAKE EVERYTHING BACK. Your weblog is, quite literally, a work of art. I hope you're not offended by my finding humor in it; please don't hold it against me. Although I may not have known what to think of you beforehand, I'm now HAPPY AS A CLAM that you kindly joined our little online community. Thanks to your weblog, you'll always be A-O.K. in my book.

ENJOY!

Jeez. You made me laugh. Thanks anyway.

Holy Cow! She reminds me of a less cynical, kinder, trusting version of Holden Caulfield.

You're right Shades.....thank you. I have to wonder if he/she/it is real or whether this is someone having fun.

The Nehor wrote:You're right Shades.....thank you. I have to wonder if he/she/it is real or whether this is someone having fun.

Im a she. I am just me. I do what I do. I cannot explain it but people find me different. I just write what I think.

Yong Xi wrote:Holy Cow! She reminds me of a less cynical, kinder, trusting version of Holden Caulfield.

Who is Holden Caulfield?

Holy Cow means a bad thing in SLand. In England it is like America, but in Sland a Cow is a woman who might be classed as one or all of the following:

A prostitute (I once said I was a prostitute instead of a protestant and got told off. I didn't know what it meant. That was before I was a Mormon so I was younger than 7)

Slapper, slag, slut, tart, and so forth.

So when you call a scotch woman a cow.... expect some trouble. They don't take it too kindly.

Imwashingmypirate wrote:Holy Cow means a bad thing in SLand. In England it is like America, but in Sland a Cow is a woman who might be classed as one or all of the following:
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So when you call a scotch woman a cow.... expect some trouble. They don't take it too kindly.

I wonder what SLand thinks of Johnny Lingo? Can you imagine telling a girl that she's an eight cow woman?

HAAA LOL. That is funny. Just call her a cow and her bloke will be after you. If not her.

Imwashingmypirate wrote:Who is Holden Caulfield?

The main character in J.D. Salinger's Catcher in the Rye.