Deep Speculations You May Have

Post by **_moksha** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:15 pm

I was just thinking about deep speculations, that may or may not be taught. You might even have some to share. I will start off by offering one:

In the War in Heaven, all BYU students and faculty were of the rank of second lieutenant or higher.

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Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:20 pm

In the war in heaven, we all fought with the highest possible weapons including nukes. That's why all the animals look different, and we don't actually look like God. Mutation you see.

Post by **_Ren** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:22 pm

Imwashingmypirate wrote:In the war in heaven, we all fought with the highest possible weapons including nukes.

I literally burst out laughing when I read this.
Absolutely brilliant! :)

Post by **_truth dancer** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:07 pm

In the war in heaven, I got in the WRONG line.

I was supposed to be headed off to OD. (So not a fan of this plan)! ;-)

~dancer~

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:10 pm

RenegadeOfPhunk wrote:
Imwashingmypirate wrote:In the war in heaven, we all fought with the highest possible weapons including nukes.

I literally burst out laughing when I read this.
Absolutely brilliant! :)

LOL. You got me laughing now. But in all honesty, I was being patially serious. If in heaven we knew everything that was going to happen and we had foreknowledge, there must have been nukes.

Post by **_Ren** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:07 pm

Imwashingmypirate wrote:there must have been nukes.

"Spiritual" nukes?

Post by **_Scottie** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:10 pm

None of us here approved of this plan AT ALL, but we all were so afraid of God that we complied.

Except for the 1/3, who are TRULY the valient. They dared to tell God that His plan SUCKED!

Post by **_Sam Harris** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:45 pm

Scottie wrote:None of us here approved of this plan AT ALL, but we all were so afraid of God that we complied.

Except for the 1/3, who are TRULY the valient. They dared to tell God that His plan SUCKED!

You should read His Dark Materials.

Post by **_Scottie** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:40 pm

GIMR wrote:
Scottie wrote:None of us here approved of this plan AT ALL, but we all were so afraid of God that we complied.

Except for the 1/3, who are TRULY the valient. They dared to tell God that His plan SUCKED!

You should read His Dark Materials.

I plan to, as soon as I'm done with the LDS Vampire books.

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:22 pm

"His dark materials"???

Everything was spiritual back then. So "spiritual nukes" would be just as scary as real nukes.

I think you might be on to something there Scottie. That makes us wimps. Or maybe Satan really won the war but has us believe it was Christ. There was a mix up.

I might once have wrote on another forum that Satan and Christ were twins and they raced along a plank but Jesus had a limp and fell of so Satan won and the true Christ was cast out and Satan was decieving us. He did a blinking good job. I might go into it in my blog. i am not really up to going into much detail these days.