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Deep Speculations You May Have
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:15 pm
by _moksha
I was just thinking about deep speculations, that may or may not be taught. You might even have some to share. I will start off by offering one:
In the War in Heaven, all BYU students and faculty were of the rank of second lieutenant or higher.
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:20 pm
by _Imwashingmypirate
In the war in heaven, we all fought with the highest possible weapons including nukes. That's why all the animals look different, and we don't actually look like God. Mutation you see.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:22 pm
by _Ren
Imwashingmypirate wrote:In the war in heaven, we all fought with the highest possible weapons including nukes.
I literally burst out laughing when I read this.
Absolutely brilliant! :)
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:07 pm
by _truth dancer
In the war in heaven, I got in the WRONG line.
I was supposed to be headed off to OD. (So not a fan of this plan)! ;-)
~dancer~
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:10 pm
by _Imwashingmypirate
RenegadeOfPhunk wrote:Imwashingmypirate wrote:In the war in heaven, we all fought with the highest possible weapons including nukes.
I literally burst out laughing when I read this.
Absolutely brilliant! :)
LOL. You got me laughing now. But in all honesty, I was being patially serious. If in heaven we knew everything that was going to happen and we had foreknowledge, there must have been nukes.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:07 pm
by _Ren
Imwashingmypirate wrote:there must have been nukes.
"Spiritual" nukes?
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:10 pm
by _Scottie
None of us here approved of this plan AT ALL, but we all were so afraid of God that we complied.
Except for the 1/3, who are TRULY the valient. They dared to tell God that His plan SUCKED!
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:45 pm
by _Sam Harris
Scottie wrote:None of us here approved of this plan AT ALL, but we all were so afraid of God that we complied.
Except for the 1/3, who are TRULY the valient. They dared to tell God that His plan SUCKED!
You should read His Dark Materials.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:40 pm
by _Scottie
GIMR wrote:Scottie wrote:None of us here approved of this plan AT ALL, but we all were so afraid of God that we complied.
Except for the 1/3, who are TRULY the valient. They dared to tell God that His plan SUCKED!
You should read His Dark Materials.
I plan to, as soon as I'm done with the LDS Vampire books.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:22 pm
by _Imwashingmypirate
"His dark materials"???
Everything was spiritual back then. So "spiritual nukes" would be just as scary as real nukes.
I think you might be on to something there Scottie. That makes us wimps. Or maybe Satan really won the war but has us believe it was Christ. There was a mix up.
I might once have wrote on another forum that Satan and Christ were twins and they raced along a plank but Jesus had a limp and fell of so Satan won and the true Christ was cast out and Satan was decieving us. He did a blinking good job. I might go into it in my blog. i am not really up to going into much detail these days.