MDB Haiku

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_Kishkumen
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Re: MDB Haiku

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perspire on the mouse
watch him click on mdb
he can't help himself
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Re: MDB Haiku

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LDSToronto wrote:Metcalfe is butthead?
Updated for exactness:
Hamblin is douchebag


OK, now that is award winning stuff right there.
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_Darth J
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Re: MDB Haiku

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Hey, here is Scott Lloyd
Warrior at Chik-fil-A
The stupid, it burns
_angsty
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These are so great, guys.
I just laugh and snort loudly,
Just keep 'em coming
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Re: MDB Haiku

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Scott Lloyd chokes the Chik
fil-A down his gaping maw
and prays gay away
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_LDSToronto
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Pitbull and J-Lo
make lusty web dance. Creates
curious apologist.
"Others cannot endure their own littleness unless they can translate it into meaningfulness on the largest possible level."
~ Ernest Becker
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~ Simone de Beauvoir
_Equality
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Widows need lovin'
Boy needs Tommy's choo-choo train
Paper boy is dead
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Re: MDB Haiku

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long papyrus scrolls
dance in his dreams like women
tease him and retreat
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_LDSToronto
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Re: MDB Haiku

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These are killing me! I will whittle away the hours in a boring meeting thinking of new haiku.
"Others cannot endure their own littleness unless they can translate it into meaningfulness on the largest possible level."
~ Ernest Becker
"Whether you think of it as heavenly or as earthly, if you love life immortality is no consolation for death."
~ Simone de Beauvoir
_Chap
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Re: MDB Haiku

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Joseph to Emma:
"That angel, he forced me to
Bed all those women!"

Witnesses saw them -
My gold plates from Moroni,
They really were there!

Look, I'm a prophet.
I've a bank here in Kirtland
One that you can trust.

Writing these haikus
Means I am anti-Mormon?
Nah, just having fun.
Zadok:
I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis.
Maksutov:
That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
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