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Re: MDB Haiku
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:53 pm
by _Kishkumen
perspire on the mouse
watch him click on mdb
he can't help himself
Re: MDB Haiku
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:54 pm
by _Kishkumen
LDSToronto wrote:Metcalfe is butthead?
Updated for exactness:
Hamblin is douchebag
OK, now that is award winning stuff right there.
Re: MDB Haiku
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:09 pm
by _Darth J
Hey, here is Scott Lloyd
Warrior at Chik-fil-A
The stupid, it burns
Re: MDB Haiku
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:10 pm
by _angsty
These are so great, guys.
I just laugh and snort loudly,
Just keep 'em coming
Re: MDB Haiku
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:14 pm
by _Kishkumen
Scott Lloyd chokes the Chik
fil-A down his gaping maw
and prays gay away
Re: MDB Haiku
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:17 pm
by _LDSToronto
Pitbull and J-Lo
make lusty web dance. Creates
curious apologist.
Re: MDB Haiku
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:20 pm
by _Equality
Widows need lovin'
Boy needs Tommy's choo-choo train
Paper boy is dead
Re: MDB Haiku
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:22 pm
by _Kishkumen
long papyrus scrolls
dance in his dreams like women
tease him and retreat
Re: MDB Haiku
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:26 pm
by _LDSToronto
These are killing me! I will whittle away the hours in a boring meeting thinking of new haiku.
Re: MDB Haiku
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:28 pm
by _Chap
Joseph to Emma:
"That angel, he forced me to
Bed all those women!"
Witnesses saw them -
My gold plates from Moroni,
They really were there!
Look, I'm a prophet.
I've a bank here in Kirtland
One that you can trust.
Writing these haikus
Means I am anti-Mormon?
Nah, just having fun.