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Re: MDB Haiku
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:35 pm
by _hans castorp
In the mandala,
deities embrace,
a bargain at ten percent.
Re: MDB Haiku
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:37 pm
by _Fence Sitter
Proof by assertion
All publications doctrine
Claim win, run away
Re: MDB Haiku
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:42 pm
by _Darth J
From a previous thread:
Ancient submarines
Full of angry bees and cows
Oh, those Jaredites!
God wants us to share
I am the Prophet, you know
Can you spare your wife?
Mind your own business
Just like Reynolds v. U.S.
And vote for Prop 8
We're not a cult
With a charismatic leader
Seen that type lately?
Yes, the Church is true
It is the facts that are wrong
Help, persecution!
Time to go to Church
Faith-promoting homilies
Yikes,what a snoozefest
Boys have "factories"
Don't you go touching yourself
Normal is evil
I love the temple
Heaven is God's secret club
You know the handshake?
Mormon cinema
"Baptists at Our Barbecue"
Please, God, let me die
Re: MDB Haiku
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:43 pm
by _Darth J
Facts don't fit my faith
Better put it on the shelf
A big shelf, indeed
.......
Don't call them "Mormons"
No one is Mormon but us
Call us Christians, too
......
Lying is so bad
Lying to sell books is worse
You agree, Paul Dunn?
.....
Roadblocks to my faith
Removed by apologists
Nephites raised tapirs
....
Inspired by God
Oh, divine Consitution
My morals are law
....
We need a loophole
We wish they had not said that
That is not doctrine!
....
President Monson
What message does God have now?
Huh? Octopus traps?
Re: MDB Haiku
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:43 pm
by _Chap
Don't know Egyptian.
But they've paid for these scrolls, so
I'll make something up.
Hey Joe, this is Abe.
Did you say I wrote that stuff?
You sure have a nerve!
Re: MDB Haiku
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:44 pm
by _Darth J
Brigham Young, Prophet
Had lots and lots of money
Where did he get it?
Now Heber J, Grant
Says Word of Wisdom is law
Damn, what a buzzkill
Re: MDB Haiku
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:56 pm
by _Blixa
Kishkumen wrote:LDSToronto wrote:Metcalfe is butthead?
Updated for exactness:
Hamblin is douchebag
OK, now that is award winning stuff right there.
Oh there should be a prize...
Re: MDB Haiku
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:57 pm
by _Blixa
I would not be able to judge among such riches....
Re: MDB Haiku
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:16 am
by _Kishkumen
droopy factory
he needs hate to compensate
hide the hurt with words
Re: MDB Haiku
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:21 am
by _Equality
Droopy wants to know
Is Buffalo Bob Loblaw?
The answer is no.