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Re: MDB Haiku

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:02 am
by _Bond James Bond
"Commas" qua "commas"
Leftists qua evil qua dumb
Punctuation? Ha!

Re: MDB Haiku

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:07 am
by _Doctor Scratch
Three cheers for John Gee!
If the Two Inks Theory dies,
he'll go with Schryver.

* * * *

Louis Midgley has
A new wrinkle on his brow:
"Got books by that queer?"

* * * *

Dan P.: Why dost thou
Hate the "sodomite"? You claim
Priddis is a "friend"....

* * * *

Allen "Slug" Wyatt
A man of simple means, who
leaves gooey trails of slime.

* * * *

Haymond, oh, Haymond!
Your love for Hugh Nibley profound!
Clean up when you're done....

* * * *

Who's that peeping in
Your Facebook account? Why, it's
Trevor Holyoak.

Re: MDB Haiku

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:09 am
by _schreech
frothing simpleton
addle-brained insecurity
the kiwi returns

Re: MDB Haiku

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:44 am
by _Equality
Bond James Bond wrote:"Commas" qua "commas"
Leftists qua evil qua dumb
Punctuation? Ha!

My favorite so far.

Re: MDB Haiku

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:48 am
by _kairos
Hambone sinking low
krispy kreme calling the shots
woody's angry pen


mopology fading fast
or rising in splendidness
romney could care less

Re: MDB Haiku

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:31 am
by _Mormon Jesus
Revelation given to Mormon Discussions 16 October 2012. Members of the board had been pondering the ancient principle of haiku. This revelation followed.

1-3, What hath God wrought?

1. Thus saith the Lord:
2. Yea, yea, and it came to pass,
3. Even so. Amen.

Re: MDB Haiku

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:31 am
by _Kishkumen
Doctor Scratch wrote:Who's that peeping in
Your Facebook account? Why, it's
Trevor Holyoak.


Another winner.

Re: MDB Haiku

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:32 am
by _Kishkumen
Mormon Jesus wrote:Revelation given to Mormon Discussions 16 October 2012. Members of the board had been pondering the ancient principle of haiku. This revelation followed.

1-3, What hath God wrought?

1. Thus saith the Lord:
2. Yea, yea, and it came to pass,
3. Even so. Amen.


Divine.

Re: MDB Haiku

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:33 am
by _Ceeboo
Man sits in parking lot
In the Temple smiles and memories
Start the car, go pick up your son

Re: MDB Haiku

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:34 am
by _Kishkumen
kairos wrote:Hambone sinking low
krispy kreme calling the shots
woody's angry pen


mopology fading fast
or rising in splendidness
romney could care less


Those are great, kairos!