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Re: LDS.org's Advice for Sister Missionaries (hat tip to RfM
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 7:34 am
by _Drifting
If you cannot find a more recent rebuttal on lds.org then you should, by bcspaces standards, consider it official doctrine.
Re: LDS.org's Advice for Sister Missionaries (hat tip to RfM
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:10 pm
by _zeezrom
Chap wrote:"A sister missionary may be a wonderful person inside, but she must try to keep her physical appearance just as radiant; otherwise, the Holy Ghost cannot influence her in the fullest sense, and she will miss out on needed guidance and comfort."
WTF? If you don't look attractive, the Holy Ghost will not be able to 'influence' you?
He only bothers with dames who are hot enough for his tastes?
This is Heavenly Father we are talking about. The one who picked Mary, fair above all other...
Re: LDS.org's Advice for Sister Missionaries (hat tip to RfM
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:12 pm
by _Drifting
zeezrom wrote:This is Heavenly Father we are talking about. The one who picked Mary, fair above all other...
You have to wonder about a guy who creates a daughter attractive enough to impregnate her Himself...
Re: LDS.org's Advice for Sister Missionaries (hat tip to RfM
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 4:03 pm
by _Sethbag
Chap wrote:"A sister missionary may be a wonderful person inside, but she must try to keep her physical appearance just as radiant; otherwise, the Holy Ghost cannot influence her in the fullest sense, and she will miss out on needed guidance and comfort."
WTF? If you don't look attractive, the Holy Ghost will not be able to 'influence' you?
He only bothers with dames who are hot enough for his tastes?
You have heard the Faith-Promoting Rumor that the Holy Ghost is actually Joseph Smith, haven't you?
Re: LDS.org's Advice for Sister Missionaries (hat tip to RfM
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 5:02 pm
by _Stormy Waters
"Fatty Do's" "Fatty Don'ts" It's hard to believe those went out in a church magazine.
Re: LDS.org's Advice for Sister Missionaries (hat tip to RfM
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 5:05 pm
by _Chap
Chap wrote:"A sister missionary may be a wonderful person inside, but she must try to keep her physical appearance just as radiant; otherwise, the Holy Ghost cannot influence her in the fullest sense, and she will miss out on needed guidance and comfort."
WTF? If you don't look attractive, the Holy Ghost will not be able to 'influence' you?
He only bothers with dames who are hot enough for his tastes?
Sethbag wrote:You have heard the Faith-Promoting Rumor that the Holy Ghost is actually Joseph Smith, haven't you?
Ah. Well at least that would mean that he would be able to 'influence' lots and lots of sister missionaries at the same time. Indeed, the more the merrier.
Re: LDS.org's Advice for Sister Missionaries (hat tip to RfM
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 5:13 pm
by _bcspace
It is doctrine though.
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Not the standard for doctrine. However, since publication is, it is doctrine. I recommend quoting in context though.
Re: LDS.org's Advice for Sister Missionaries (hat tip to RfM
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 5:50 pm
by _just me
Re: LDS.org's Advice for Sister Missionaries (hat tip to RfM
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:01 pm
by _TrashcanMan79
bcspace wrote:I recommend quoting in context though.
Which quotes have been taken out of context?
Re: LDS.org's Advice for Sister Missionaries (hat tip to RfM
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:04 pm
by _TrashcanMan79
Stormy Waters wrote:"Fatty Do's" "Fatty Don'ts" It's hard to believe those went out in a church magazine.
Yep. It has been the official position of the Mormon Church since 1973 that "Fatties" shouldn't wear belts or knee socks. Isn't it wonderful? Isn't it marvelous?
