Share your ideas in one-sentence increments

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I'm thinking about starting a tapas restaurant for Mormons called "The Small Plates of Nephi."
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A Book of Mormon themed whorehouse in Nevada called "Tight like unto a Dish"?
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You could also start a honey bee centered theme park called "Deseret" where people are locked in enclosed space with several bee hives while the enclosure is violently rotated on its vertical axis.

That might be fun as well.
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keithb wrote:You could also start a honey bee centered theme park called "Deseret" where people are locked in enclosed space with several bee hives while the enclosure is violently rotated on its vertical axis.

That might be fun as well.


That's two sentences. :/

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My god will kill you if you're out of line, but He loves you.
In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.

Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
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The new D&C 132 musical extravaganza: "Seven Brides for One Brother!"
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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:
keithb wrote:You could also start a honey bee centered theme park called "Deseret" where people are locked in enclosed space with several bee hives while the enclosure is violently rotated on its vertical axis.

That might be fun as well.


That's two sentences. :/

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We could call that a comment on his one sentence idea. That would be a good theme park, too--if it was intermittently underwater.
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For the friends and relatives of apostate Mormons who keep trying to share lurid tidbits from LDS history, a radio program on NPR called Wait, Wait, don't tell me - ever.
eschew obfuscation

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A book on the honesty of Joseph Smith might be a good idea, but I'm wondering how far one could go if one is trying to complete the entire book in one sentence without breaking any grammatical rules which could well effect the chances of publication if the publishers (generally a picky bunch) find that a single sentence, without a period, would be more than the public could tolerate and refuse to consider publication on the basis that it was just too laborious to try and read, given that the reader would need a break occasionally to take a breath, which we all know is vital to the survival of any reader undertaking this sort of literary endeavor.
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rebuild the original Salt Palace, only use real salt this time.
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