Missionaries with Nothing to Do = Mischievousness (link)

[_The Mighty Builder]

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SALT LAKE CITY — Eight LDS missionaries serving in the Salt Lake City East Mission and their leaders are working with the Forest Service to remove a flagpole that the missionaries cemented to the top of Mount Olympus earlier this week.

Hikers discovered the flagpole with a U.S. Flag and an autographed mission T-shirt on Forest Service lands and alerted rangers. The Forest Service confirmed that posting the flagpole was indeed breaking the law.

“You would need to get a permit to put up a flagpole. In wilderness it wouldn’t be allowed at all,” said Kathy Jo Pollock of Uinta-Wasatch-Cache National Forest.

[_Phaedrus Ut]

I was grocery shopping a few weeks ago and notice a pair of missionaries in the grocery store with me. I spent a good 90 minutes doing my full shopping and they spent the entire time in the greeting card isle just killing time. I honestly think they were so bored they read every greeting card in the place.

[_Quasimodo]

I was grocery shopping a few weeks ago and notice a pair of missionaries in the grocery store with me. I spent a good 90 minutes doing my full shopping and they spent the entire time in the greeting card isle just killing time. I honestly think they were so bored they read every greeting card in the place.

I wonder if they wandered over to the magazine rack after you left.

[_Arrakis]

I wonder if they wandered over to the magazine rack after you left.

They were scoping out "Bare Naked Shoulders" magazine.

[_Quasimodo]

I wonder if they wandered over to the magazine rack after you left.

They were scoping out "Bare Naked Shoulders" magazine.

No doubt they left a little sweaty and holding their Quads in front of them.

[_Some Schmo]

When will missionaries learn? Nobody cares about their message.