So when the thread goes to the top of the forum, people will be excited, thinking that Bob Bobberson has posted a new installment, only to be disappointed that you merely bumped it.
Not nearly as disappointing as this little poop-nut:
Fantastic strategy.
Yeah, 'cause bumping a thread isn't already a longstanding tradition on message boards. Or anything.
Bret Ripley wrote:Yeah, 'cause bumping a thread isn't already a longstanding tradition on message boards. Or anything.
It's a longstanding tradition, but it's an annoying one when the "bumper" doesn't add any new content beyond the word "bump" or something.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
Bret Ripley wrote:If Bobberson doesn't post something soon, I am going to nominate him(?) for MDB's George R. R. Martin Award.
Only if Bobberson comes to this thread first and tells us all that he (?) is not our bitch and isn't going to stay chained to his (?) desk just so we have something entertaining to read.
Seriously though, where's the next Bobberson installment, bitch?
Surely we have all offended the Bobberson. Perhaps we should not have changed the manner in which threads were pinned at the top of the forum. Perhaps I should not have sarcastically referred to the Bobberson as 'bitch.' Perhaps more people should be clamoring for Bobberson so that the Bobberson knows that its intercession is needed.
When mere asking for Bobberson does not yield the desired result, should we not organize a group fast so that the Bobberson will know that our requests are really sincere?
When mere asking for Bobberson does not yield the desired result, should we not organize a group fast so that the Bobberson will know that our requests are really sincere?
Maybe we could make some offering such as a lamb on the rotisserie or a pasta salad with feta cheese.
When mere asking for Bobberson does not yield the desired result, should we not organize a group fast so that the Bobberson will know that our requests are really sincere?
Maybe we could make some offering such as a lamb on the rotisserie or a pasta salad with feta cheese.
Or better yet, perhaps we can offer him a young virgin, of course just a few months shy of her 15th birthday. Maybe that will work some magic!
I detest my loose style and my libertine sentiments. I thank God, who has removed from my eyes the veil... Adrian Beverland
Bret Ripley wrote:If Bobberson doesn't post something soon, I am going to nominate him(?) for MDB's George R. R. Martin Award.
Hasa Diga Eebowai wrote:Maybe there needs to be some kind of atonement to bring her back?
Hasa, I question the gender of "Bob" like Bret does.....how did you conclude "Bob" was female?
Either way I miss the stories.
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