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Re: The Mid-Length, Mostly Unhappy Life of Franklynn Carmich
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 8:46 pm
by _Bret Ripley
Dr. Shades wrote:Blixa wrote:Bump.
Gonna have to be doing this a lot now.
So when the thread goes to the top of the forum, people will be excited, thinking that Bob Bobberson has posted a new installment, only to be disappointed that you merely bumped it.
Not nearly as disappointing as this little poop-nut:
Fantastic strategy.
Yeah, 'cause bumping a thread isn't already a longstanding tradition on message boards. Or anything.
Re: The Mid-Length, Mostly Unhappy Life of Franklynn Carmich
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 8:50 pm
by _Dr. Shades
Bret Ripley wrote:Yeah, 'cause bumping a thread isn't already a longstanding tradition on message boards. Or anything.
It's a longstanding tradition, but it's an annoying one when the "bumper" doesn't add any new content beyond the word "bump" or something.
Re: The Mid-Length, Mostly Unhappy Life of Franklynn Carmich
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 8:57 pm
by _Bret Ripley
Dr. Shades wrote:Bret Ripley wrote:Yeah, 'cause bumping a thread isn't already a longstanding tradition on message boards. Or anything.
It's a longstanding tradition, but it's an annoying one when the "bumper" doesn't add any new content beyond the word "bump" or something.
I suppose we all have our crosses to bear.
If Bobberson doesn't post something soon, I am going to nominate him(?) for MDB's George R. R. Martin Award.
Re: The Mid-Length, Mostly Unhappy Life of Franklynn Carmich
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 6:44 pm
by _Flaming Meaux
Bret Ripley wrote:If Bobberson doesn't post something soon, I am going to nominate him(?) for MDB's George R. R. Martin Award.
Only if Bobberson comes to this thread first and tells us all that he (?) is not our bitch and isn't going to stay chained to his (?) desk just so we have something entertaining to read.
Seriously though, where's the next Bobberson installment, bitch?
Re: The Mid-Length, Mostly Unhappy Life of Franklynn Carmich
Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2014 5:41 pm
by _Flaming Meaux
Nearly two months since a Bobberson installment?
Surely we have all offended the Bobberson. Perhaps we should not have changed the manner in which threads were pinned at the top of the forum. Perhaps I should not have sarcastically referred to the Bobberson as 'bitch.' Perhaps more people should be clamoring for Bobberson so that the Bobberson knows that its intercession is needed.
When mere asking for Bobberson does not yield the desired result, should we not organize a group fast so that the Bobberson will know that our requests are really sincere?
Re: The Mid-Length, Mostly Unhappy Life of Franklynn Carmich
Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2014 8:39 pm
by _Molok
IM SORRY I HURT U BOB, PLZ COME BACK
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:18 am
by _Hasa Diga Eebowai
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Re: The Mid-Length, Mostly Unhappy Life of Franklynn Carmich
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 3:07 pm
by _moksha
Flaming Meaux wrote:
When mere asking for Bobberson does not yield the desired result, should we not organize a group fast so that the Bobberson will know that our requests are really sincere?
Maybe we could make some offering such as a lamb on the rotisserie or a pasta salad with feta cheese.
Re: The Mid-Length, Mostly Unhappy Life of Franklynn Carmich
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 8:31 pm
by _gramps
moksha wrote:Flaming Meaux wrote:
When mere asking for Bobberson does not yield the desired result, should we not organize a group fast so that the Bobberson will know that our requests are really sincere?
Maybe we could make some offering such as a lamb on the rotisserie or a pasta salad with feta cheese.
Or better yet, perhaps we can offer him a young virgin, of course just a few months shy of her 15th birthday. Maybe that will work some magic!
Re: The Mid-Length, Mostly Unhappy Life of Franklynn Carmich
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 2:57 pm
by _Tator
Bret Ripley wrote:If Bobberson doesn't post something soon, I am going to nominate him(?) for MDB's George R. R. Martin Award.
Hasa Diga Eebowai wrote:Maybe there needs to be some kind of atonement to bring her back?
Hasa, I question the gender of "Bob" like Bret does.....how did you conclude "Bob" was female?
Either way I miss the stories.